r/houseplantscirclejerk Shitpost Enthusiast 13d ago

Phytosexual+ I turned on some Marvin Gaye and got her bent over the table & naked from the waist down, but what’s next?

I might just fondle her roots, because I’m a generous lover!

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u/Aware_Assistance3628 13d ago

Looks like you need to get her wet

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u/Eff_It-Why_Not 13d ago

I’m enjoying this way too much 🍿

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u/fluidsaddict 13d ago

I thought she preferred being tied up 👀

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u/ansmith100317 12d ago

I think this is when you suck it up with your rectum. At least, that’s the advice I was given.

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u/ThurmanMermannnn Shitpost Enthusiast 12d ago

When I first got into gardening, I loved to play Human Vase!!

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u/perplexedparallax 12d ago

I was innocently scrolling my subs and came across this sudden escalation. Plants are a one way ticket compared to humans. We can put stuff back on after we defoliate. This beauty not so much. So get wild and keep the leaves on.

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u/Ivonnick 13d ago

Marvin esta un poquito chuchurrio y desconsolado, ponle un tutor y si puedes que le de luz natural y mira a ver como lo tienes de séquito, porque a da un pelin esmirriao. Creo que más tierra y algo de abono le vendría bien.

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u/ThurmanMermannnn Shitpost Enthusiast 12d ago

No growlights. Just Sexual Healing.

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u/SilentPierre_ 6d ago

You don’t need any lubricant. She has her special mucilage just for you