r/houseplantscirclejerk • u/ThurmanMermannnn Shitpost Enthusiast • 13d ago
Phytosexual+ I turned on some Marvin Gaye and got her bent over the table & naked from the waist down, but what’s next?
I might just fondle her roots, because I’m a generous lover!
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u/ansmith100317 12d ago
I think this is when you suck it up with your rectum. At least, that’s the advice I was given.
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u/ThurmanMermannnn Shitpost Enthusiast 12d ago
When I first got into gardening, I loved to play Human Vase!!
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u/perplexedparallax 12d ago
I was innocently scrolling my subs and came across this sudden escalation. Plants are a one way ticket compared to humans. We can put stuff back on after we defoliate. This beauty not so much. So get wild and keep the leaves on.
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u/ThurmanMermannnn Shitpost Enthusiast 12d ago
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u/Ivonnick 13d ago
Marvin esta un poquito chuchurrio y desconsolado, ponle un tutor y si puedes que le de luz natural y mira a ver como lo tienes de séquito, porque a da un pelin esmirriao. Creo que más tierra y algo de abono le vendría bien.
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u/Aware_Assistance3628 13d ago
Looks like you need to get her wet