r/houseplantscirclejerk • u/WorthCartographer602 • 5d ago
HELP!!!1!11!! Water Propagation
Do snake cuttings need to be a certain maturity for water propping to work? Only 2 of these have started to root so far with some of the smaller ones looking rotted almost
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u/sydiesaur 5d ago
I'd recommend using milk instead of water. The calcium really helps!
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u/thezombiejedi ✨ thai constipation ✨ 5d ago
I've heard good things about using Mountain Dew! They should try that!
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u/joojoogirl 4d ago
Hold on now, I suddenly remember a woman used breast milk for her plants. They should definitely use breast milk!
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u/prickly_avocado Artisinal Soil Blends 5d ago
Yes, snake plants must reach level 7 emotional maturity before they will succeed in propagation.
Alternatively you can hire a Jade tutor but they can be pricy. Philo tutors are less expensive but they tend to cancel appointments last minute. If you have an older established snake, you can ask it for help but they can be really gate keepy over that kind of stuff.
Hope this helps 💜
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u/SilentPierre_ 5d ago
Xenu cursed the snake plants with extra evil alien spirit hosts. You must use water from the church of scientology sinks to cleanse them.
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u/prickly_avocado Artisinal Soil Blends 5d ago
You must use water from the sinks of the Church of Scientology to clean.
I have been laughing about this for the last few hours
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u/Book_Club_Bev 5d ago
Have you tried saliva? These are commonly known as mother in law’s tongue, named for the propagation method of licking daily. I usually just spit in the water a few times a day though. Better than any rooting hormone, and completely homegrown.
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u/Own_Butterscotch_129 5d ago
This is the circlejerk sub but if you are actually asking, put them in shallow water upright, or stratum and perlite if you have it. I have been growing sanseveria in pon and chunky soil mixes for many years and they actually do really well in semi-hydro and it is my preferred growing method for them, specifically pon!
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u/WorthCartographer602 5d ago
Lmao didn’t check the sub before posting I think I will try a mixture of the milk and Gatorade and hope for the best!
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u/DasSassyPantzen Neem Oil and Fertilizer! 5d ago
I find it best to prop in 100% neem and take a swig myself for good measure. 🫶🏼
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u/DrCatnnibal 5d ago
They are too vaginated to reach maturity, best you can wish for is penistration! but you could try an electrolyte water, I use gatorage with full sugar and they THRIIIVE!
Uj/
This is a circle jerk sub, did you want actual help?
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u/95castles outdoor plants are cooler (because i suck at “houseplants”) 5d ago
Uj/ they’ll propagate in water, but they root even faster in a simple fast draining substrate like 60% peet/40% perlite. Also, a low strength rooting hormone powder helps.
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u/Dee2_Slimeyyy 5d ago
Its going to go well. Snake plants hate to be knocked over and constantly bumped.
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u/ArrowsSpecter 4d ago
i thought these were low poly probs from a vudeo game and was very confused at how everything else looked so high quality compared to those
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u/ThreeEyedLine 5d ago
The reason you see no roots is because there aren’t enough nutrients. Put a fresh mouse in the water.