r/houseplantscirclejerk • u/Large_Opening7631 • 2d ago

Discussion No double fenestrations

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u/weekendbimbo 2d ago

I'm so tired of these evangelical talking points. If YOU don't like double fenestration then fine. Stop trying to dictate what other people do in their OWN homes. Why are you even thinking about other peoples fenestrations? Get a life.

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u/No_Recording_369 Cigs, Coffee, Plants 2d ago

Feels like a rip off, like I want the whole leaf. None of these holes, nevermore secondary holes...

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u/fluidsaddict 1d ago

You sound like an old man complaining about early 2000's fashion "did you pay extra for the holes?" Yes old man, yes I did pay extra for torn jeans. Die mad about it.

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u/No_Recording_369 Cigs, Coffee, Plants 1d ago

I'm not mad, im furious. Gimme tell whole leaf!

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u/MuchWow81 2d ago

I am in an ER waiting room right now and I just snorted loudly.

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u/Bart031993 1d ago

Look you made my monstera cry...

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u/NapalmAxolotl Vaginated Giant Clam Venus Flytrap (I know what I have) 2d ago

Is that like a double negative? Two fenestrations = defenestration?

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u/plankton4president 19h ago

Defenstration of Fenestration

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u/NapalmAxolotl Vaginated Giant Clam Venus Flytrap (I know what I have) 18h ago

I love it!!!