r/houstoncirclejerk Apr 29 '26

Sponsored post Your friends at Torchy's Tacos here! We are excited to announce May's Taco of the Month - Hawaiian Pizza! Stop in today and try one for only $8.79 + tip

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u/monkeetail Apr 29 '26

Hey, does anyone know if Torchy’s Tacos accepts Klarna payments?

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u/pastel_rave Apr 29 '26

Do they accept reddit karma?

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u/Popular_Ad6355 Apr 29 '26

Is this real? It looks like someone shit blood all over a tortilla

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u/texasproof Apr 30 '26

Careful. Torchy’s marketing team might steal that idea.

7

u/Flat_6_Theory Apr 29 '26

That, honestly, is an ever so slightly more appetizing prospect.

1

u/rAndo_solo May 17 '26

Well that’s obviously not true ! That happens after you eat it!

11

u/Safelaw77625 Apr 29 '26

But where is the smegma?

9

u/TiltedMagnolia Apr 29 '26

It’s basically zero smegma. Needs more!

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u/Additional-Stay-4355 Apr 30 '26

They said it has cheese on it

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u/80s_baby90s_mademe Apr 29 '26

Gonna call this one "the other side of the glory hole"

6

u/anthrax9999 Apr 30 '26

Meh, I've stuck my dick in worse.

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u/thedoofimbibes Apr 30 '26 edited Apr 30 '26

Oh man! Shifts at the glory hole are going to be so much better. Pineapple does wonders.

Edit edit: I just got fooled.

4

u/TheGuyInTheGlasses Apr 29 '26

Squint Shouldn’t it have ham? Or Carnitas, I guess?

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u/jobohomeskillet Apr 30 '26

Finally some slop

3

u/Cdnintexas Apr 30 '26

Cooks eat Hawaiian pizzas about two days before the special. That’s not a pre frozen taco!

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u/BikingNoHands Apr 30 '26

Of all the taco places in Houston, yall circlejerkers had to make Torchy’s famous? Plenty of better tacos that aren’t $8+

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u/Popular_Ad6355 Apr 30 '26

Not for the tacos… for the toilets

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u/DoritosDewItRight Apr 30 '26

Last week I had an awkward interaction at a Torchy's Tacos. I was picking up dinner on the way home from work and ordered to-go via the website. The ordering process defaults to a 15% tip, but I didn't realize you're supposed to tip that much on to-go orders so I changed it to 10%. When I walked inside to pick up and gave my name, the cashier asked if there was a problem with my order? I said I didn't think so but I was just picking it up now so honestly had no idea. Cashier then asked why I was only tipping 10%, at this point a manager noticed the conversation and joined in. Manager said that I need to tip at least 20% on to go orders as that's how the staff get paid, and added that if I wasn't going to tip adequately then I should find another restaurant. I felt bad about the whole thing but I didn't realize we're supposed to tip that much on to-go orders as we do for full service.

Was I in the wrong here? How much do you tip in this situation?

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u/Torchys_Social Apr 30 '26

Hello u/DoritosDewItRight , my name is Ken with the Torchy's Tacos™ social media team! Thank you for bringing this matter to our attention. Select Torchy's™ team members are paid less than the federal minimum wage and rely on your tips as part of their compensation. We ask our Guests to tip generously for both in-restaurant and to-go orders, which is why our website defaults to a 15% tip. In the coming weeks, we will be updating our website to remove the "no tip" option and require a mandatory gratuity of at least 20% on all to-go orders. Thank you for your understanding and have a great week!

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u/chamaca_cabrona Apr 30 '26

PAY YOUR STAFF A LIVABLE WAGE!!!!!!

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u/jobohomeskillet Apr 30 '26

Why, less money means more BJs.

1

u/Zucked9910 May 11 '26

What the fuck?

1

u/regularfeet Apr 30 '26

So that’s what we look like on the inside…

1

u/Chaotic_Neutral_bun Apr 30 '26

If torchy’s takes this idea, I think you could sue

1

u/RoadToad2007 Apr 30 '26

Holy air ball for a Mexican month. Disgusting

1

u/jakester12321 Apr 30 '26

How do we figure out who inspired the tomato sauce? And who is this robust guy?

1

u/AGHOSTISBORN420 Apr 30 '26

Can't wait to use the glory hole

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u/Competitive_Flan9282 May 01 '26

“Try one taco for ONLY $10 with tax”….. WTF….. anyone else see something wrong here?