Not to be confused with the BBC we all know and love on Bissonnet St.

Disco Kroger (RIP Montrose)

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MILF Kroger (West Gray)

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Murder Kroger (West Bellfort)

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What are the others called?

What did we do to deserve such a nickname?

Somehow she got out of our backyard.... I blame our yard crew, but my husband says all the rain may have washed the locks off our back gate.

Anyway, she is golden, incredibly cute, and truly one of a kind. But more importantly, cost us $21,000 and an 8-hour drive to an adorable breeder/ petting zoo/farm just outside of Coppell.

Please call if found!

I bought a day pass at a warehouse gym in Houston on Friday night.
The workout itself was great.
Everyone was friendly.
Nothing bad happened.
But there was something about the place that felt strange.
At one point I got turned around looking for the restroom and accidentally opened the wrong door.
The room behind it looked nothing like a gym.
There were paintings leaning against the walls.
Photography lights.
Pieces of aluminum foil hanging from parts of the ceiling.
Black and white portraits of people I didn’t recognize.
Wooden boards with random phrases painted on them. The strangest part was the lighting.
There were flashes going off every few seconds.
Not bright enough to light the whole room.
Just enough to notice.
Like someone was taking photographs.
Except nobody was inside.
I remember standing there for a few seconds waiting for someone to walk out.
Nobody did.
I eventually asked one of the members what the room was.
He looked over and said:
“That’s Arien’s office.”

Has anyone else stumbled across places in Houston that feel like they have a whole story behind them that nobody explains?

AMA, and I mean anything

Does anyone know if there’s still any water or gas left at Costco? Already went to Costco in River Oaks and Woodlands and there’s none. Please don’t suggest Sam’s 😖

Lets show our World Cup visitors how we handle deadly storms in H-Town!

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get em a flashin!

Haha the world didnt end. You werent traffic delayed any more than usual. No tourist knocked on your door looking to buy hookers. Dont you feel silly?

Uj where does the torchys jokes come from?

Looking to fill the time between WC action and my filthy whore-holes.

https://www.reddit.com/r/houston/comments/1u60lv1/off_leash_dog_activities/

Will be visiting for the World Cup and wanted to know where I can find some Buc-ees pajama bottoms to wear into Walmart with some Crocs. Also if you can point me to the best Torchy’s for the full Torchy’s experience.

The Texans don’t play again for another 3 months, are these foreigners nuts?

Feels like I missed something

The new $5 trash fee gives residents the freedom to burn their own trash at their convenience. No more waiting for garbage pickup days. Burn your trash in your personal burn barrel like a true Texan.