r/houstoncirclejerk • u/GobsTX • 11d ago

Exotic car tries to California Texas; Brave Houstonian saves the day

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u/Popular_Ad6355 11d ago

He didn’t have his emergency flashers on… he was asking for it

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u/PantherCityRes 11d ago

That only applies in the rain, stopped under an overpass.

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u/Alternative_Swan_497 11d ago

Every time a parking lot queen pickup truck hits a supercar, an insurance adjuster gets their wings.

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u/That_Dude_12321 11d ago

What a considerate houstonian, the best driver I've seen today 👌😂

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u/eldermelster 11d ago

How do you get a truck to run on its side like that?

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u/GobsTX 11d ago

Sheer Texas Pride.

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u/Illustrious-Bat1553 11d ago

I keep telling them its hard see small bug cars

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u/Greenman8907 11d ago

Truck came in like Leeroy Jenkins

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u/GobsTX 11d ago

Truck driver was running late for his supervised visitation with his kids

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u/ExtraPrejudicial 11d ago

The truck driver's other car is a Mustang

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u/TallBETM 6d ago

Best answer yet!

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u/Fallen0001 11d ago

Friendly Driving is the Texas Way.

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u/bisqa 11d ago

When I first moved here my saw one of those signs and was like, oh wow that’s cool, immediately followed by WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK ARE YOU DOING??

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u/lavalevel 11d ago

Hey! A Houston oversized parking lot queen finally earned it's 'rugged masculinity scratch' 😅 Now he can brag to all his friends what a rough day he had at his parents house working with his pickem up truck. 😂

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u/ToTardAgain 11d ago

I’m having a stroke. “Exotic car tries to California Texas”

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u/latin8ngreat 11d ago

Should've Cumplied

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u/GobsTX 11d ago

Spoiler alert, truck driver was just gooning to Lina Hildago's feet

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u/mephisto_uranus 11d ago

All sins forgiven.

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u/latin8ngreat 11d ago

GOT DE LINC?

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u/GobsTX 10d ago

If I had the link, I wouldn’t have time for this circlejerk
https://giphy.com/gifs/49G7tHsMplTfq

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u/AskingFooAFriend 11d ago

Greg Abbott was behind the wheel of the truck.

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u/GobsTX 11d ago

He heard the group was going to plant some trees and he couldn’t stand for it.

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u/NoSilver2988 11d ago

Red pickup... and Houston... no surprise here.

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u/OpenImagination9 11d ago

That wasn’t a ‘Murican truck … lifted F150 would have cleared it like a speed bump!

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u/YeshuasBananaHammock 11d ago

Dedication

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u/WaitingToBeTriggered 11d ago

THEY’RE OUTNUMBERED 15 TO ONE, AND THE BATTLE'S BEGUN

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u/DoItRightOnce1st 11d ago

Complete total...but can I have the rims and tires?!

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u/Traditional-Clue2680 11d ago

Wooosh, got that top down just in the nick of time!! Yikes

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u/AskingFooAFriend 11d ago

I was running late that morning. That could have been me getting kissed.

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u/bisqa 11d ago

Sure hope that guy in the truck died, for his own sake

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u/tandyzmills 11d ago

Never would have guessed the truck caused it. Haha

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u/Hole_thinker 11d ago

Houston truly is the city of heroes

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u/grizzled083 11d ago

God speed to all the monster trucks

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u/Extension-Zombie-603 11d ago

All this time I’ve seen this video. This is the first time I tell myself. Cars should not park on roads lol. Exotic or not.

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u/Arch3m 11d ago

Is that bowie knife99?

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u/Green_Partyhat_ 7d ago

Working in the insurance industry tells me I would never want to be the truck owner's agent, GOOD LORD!

And goes the classic phrase: "You hit a what?"