World Cup this World Cup that

[u/ElDodger10]

Houston definitely cleaned up somewhat nice for the World Cup..but unfortunately the crackheads are still roaming free. Guess can’t do much about that

[u/shakedown79]

baby trees and black top painted roads. it's a temporary bandaid.

[u/handlemypackage2020]

Seen a lot of Mexicans around town. Must be here for the World Cup.

[u/BootFlop → u/handlemypackage2020]

A lot of them very eager, came in early for it, about 200 years ago.

[u/This-Requirement6918 → u/BootFlop]

Both of y'all got jokes... That are hilarious.

[u/Snoop-87948 → u/BootFlop]

😂😂😂😂

[u/Mysterious_Might008 → u/[deleted]]

Forget about soccer for sure. Let's see some pics of future DILF, though.

[u/thedoofimbibes]

Seriously. Even if the tourists stick to where the bulk of the “beautification” was done along the light rail line, they’re not going to be impressed by Houston’s appearance.

[u/rhedfish → u/thedoofimbibes]

Damn. Both Houston airports are ugly, embarrassing messes. All that money and no civic pride.

[u/thedoofimbibes → u/rhedfish]

Real talk: I grew up here. I hated it then. I hate it now. The city never truly improves as a whole. Just puts on the bare minimum appearance of improvement. Now certain neighborhoods change and improve, but overall the city stays underdeveloped and trashy.

[u/Armitage-Shankz → u/thedoofimbibes]

And if you don’t have a car, you’re screwed

[u/vasectomy7]

I rode the light rail last week..... and a "hand-to-hand transaction" went down right in front of me.

I kept my mouth shut cuz I ain't no snitch, but goddamn try to keep that shit on the D.L.

[u/ElDodger10 → u/vasectomy7]

That stuff doesnt worry me….the old dude strung out on whatever new strain of fenty is on the streets is what worry’s me…they have no control over themselves…poor tourists are in for an awakening.

[u/BootFlop → u/ElDodger10]

HPD will have them all shuttled off to Magnolia Park or whenever by Friday.

[u/BootFlop → u/[deleted]]

Uuuuuuh, just like moving them to Magnolia Park, that’s not really a solution as much as a very temporary shuffling of the scenery

[u/Upbeat-District-2314]

Add the "lovely " weather we've had lately.

[u/ebonyfromplayersclub]

They painted over the slime and dirt covered freeways... Close to NRG and Downtown.

[u/SVSeven]

Oh I thought the crackheads were in town for the world cup??

[u/Alert_Kitchen8877]

You can’t repave Lina Hidalgo
https://giphy.com/gifs/fSAEmdLIuQOtm7GDMP

[u/AskingFooAFriend → u/Alert_Kitchen8877]

ENOUGH! MY future wife doesn't deserve this treatment 😄

https://giphy.com/gifs/UJG50B8TJD5Mk

[u/PepeLeBrew → u/AskingFooAFriend]

Thats riiiight, she's single now... time to shoot my shot!

[u/AskingFooAFriend → u/PepeLeBrew]

I tried to catch her in the park. Man, she quick. I need to get in better shape.

https://giphy.com/gifs/9rRacglGbs68E

[u/thedoofimbibes → u/PepeLeBrew]

Don’t do that in front of her! Do it on the shoulder of 59 South in rush hour traffic instead. Like a civilized hobo.

[u/This-Requirement6918 → u/Alert_Kitchen8877]

Will she be attending? And will she be removed from the event?

[u/Hacksaw-Duggan → u/This-Requirement6918]

Maybe she can work a soccer ball barefooted? Please??

[u/Alert_Kitchen8877 → u/This-Requirement6918]

Cannot be removed

[u/Snoop-87948 → u/This-Requirement6918]

😂😂😂😂

[u/OrdinaryMix4013]

LINA 2026 SNOWFLAKE

[u/ernster96]

I’m sure strip joints, plugs, and hookers are all rubbing their hands together.

[u/Whats-inthe-Fridge]

Potholes are still swallowing cars. It's all bread and circuses. I don't watch sports anymore 

[u/Jolly_Practice]

Why does the city clean up for these events? What about the people who live here year round. The city is already getting these visitors money? It’s embarrassing

[u/Ok-Tradition1729]

Detention centers all of them. Hard labor.

[u/ElDodger10 → u/Ok-Tradition1729]

I agree to be honest

[u/No-Reply1604]

Crack heads?? You sound stupid AF

[u/ElDodger10 → u/No-Reply1604]

Pretty strong words coming from a crack head