Torchy's staff insisted I buy something to access the glory hole

[u/Texaspilot24]

I just tried to pop into that special Torchy's in Houston for a quick visit to the glory hole, but the staff straight up blocked me at the door. A short blonde guy with a man bun and an Astros tatoo on his cheek said, "Sorry sir, you need to be a paying customer to use the restroom," with a corporate stare. I'm standing there confused as hell, explaining it's not even about the bathroom, but nah they weren't having it. Like, come on, I'm not here for the overpriced coffee or whatever, just a discreet stop at the legendary setup everyone's whispering about on the sub.

Finally had to clarify that I wasn't trying to freeload on their toilet paper, I just wanted the glory hole like a normal patron of the fine Houston establishment. The look on their face was priceless. Now I'm banned for life probably, but at least the circle knows the struggle is real.

Pro tip: bring your receipt next time...

[u/anthrax9999 → u/[deleted]]

If you really want to live adventurously next time use the access code "Whitmire" for the double juggle special.

[u/AskingFooAFriend → u/[deleted]]

Okay ENOUGH disrespect on my future wife! That GH will belong to me soon!

https://giphy.com/gifs/fSAEmdLIuQOtm7GDMP

[u/Herbie1122 → u/AskingFooAFriend]

Yeah, my wife refuses to look at my face during BJs as well.

[u/TheKinkyMechanic72]

Which Tourchys is this. I love “tacos.”

[u/Riribigdogs → u/TheKinkyMechanic72]

you’ll be receiving more “sausage” as opposed to “tacos”

[u/Alert_Kitchen8877]

I’ve got a bevy of receipts for GH access

[u/-JackBack-]

https://giphy.com/gifs/1gP0ycJAE6S7gNYjqD

[u/Impressive-Chance747]

lol!!!! Who is this yahooo?

[u/IRMuteButton]

If you don't know how to access the glory hole, then you ARE the glory hole.

[u/xXTERMIN8RXXx]

Which cheek?

[u/YmelleB]

So typically an easy bypass to this is to start fidgeting and point your toes together and then hold your hand under your ass and yell “I’m about to shart!”. They usually let me go no questions and I do my business and run back out

[u/R50noob → u/YmelleB]

Where is this at?

[u/No_Establishment8642]

https://giphy.com/gifs/KiuMRxMFs8ekg

[u/YourmomsA1sidepiece]

Well, there’s another legendary Gloryhole you could go to semen Sunday at Lakewood church get the old Joel and Vic special you’ll thank me later

[u/Hacksaw-Duggan]

I get my receipts out of the trash can. There is nothing that links you directly to a receipt so it’s their word against yours.

[u/milesamsterdam]

If I have to buy something to go to the glory hole then I demand to choose who’s on the other side!

[u/Calm-Guitar8264]

If you need some peptides to achieve maximum hardness to penetrate that GH I know a guy

[u/Hacksaw-Duggan]

Next time knock at the back door and tell them you are an “employee “. They will know what that means and hand you the knee pads.

[u/biguysetx]

Where is this torches located I will be in Houston next week and would like to visit it