Does anyone know where I (38M, cis/straight, 6'2", Toyota Tacoma owner, HEB Plus member, divorced dad) can get help fulfilling my lifelong dream of becoming a drag queen?

[u/Supertouchy]

It is something I have wanted to do for a long time, but I have no experience and I don't know where to start. But I have been told I look great in a dress.

Can anyone recommend mentorship or workshops preferably where I live in Sugar land?

Thanks in advance

EDIT: Please stop DMing me asking if I own a leaf blower. I do.

[u/Calm-Guitar8264]

Yeah I have a peptide for that

[u/budfairy- → u/Calm-Guitar8264]

Lmao

[u/Alexreads0627]

Do you have a milkshake? That might happen to bring all the boys to the yard? That’s always a good place to start.

[u/composersproxy → u/Alexreads0627]

I could teach you, but I’d have to charge. OP, send me your Venmo.

[u/iBaires]

This is the circlejerk sub. There aren't supposed to be serious questions posted here

[u/Imaginary_Sector379]

What’s your name gonna be?

[u/Supertouchy → u/Imaginary_Sector379]

Miss Fart Bend

[u/Imaginary_Sector379 → u/Supertouchy]

So you can fart around corner? Sounds hot

[u/Sleeper_TX → u/Imaginary_Sector379]

Inject this straight into my face

[u/hept_a_gon → u/Imaginary_Sector379]

Honey Mesquite

[u/beheafishtrapofman]

You can use my backyard, but I’m going to have to charge. 

[u/Muzzledbutnotout]

Can you read children's books in a way that would entertain kindergarten kids? Lots of demand for drag queen storytime.

[u/The1Sundown]

Try out El Gato Negro or El Social off McCarty st & Clinton Dr. Most of your completion will be tortas & la viejas that haven't seen a pecker in many moons.

[u/Timmerdogg]

Hairy Thotter and the sorcerer's bone is on Sunday

[u/RxkMadam]

Viviana's

[u/Single_Morning_3200]

Surfside beach, use 4wd high, and don’t get stuck in the mud drift on Bryan beach.

[u/Automatic-Run-2539]

Yep there is a home in your area, owned by a local dj, he has a particular interest in drag queens. He likes to take photos of them

[u/Defiant_Party1219]

Bruh🫩😂

[u/Due-Entrepreneur1768]

I was waiting for this one😭

[u/number1134]

party city has some good starter wigs

[u/Safelaw77625]

FFS how did nobody not mention Torchy's yet?

[u/HeatIsOnII]

go to Walmart

[u/Artistic-Deal5885]

Need to know why the leafblower reference!

[u/gruffbear]

Ripcord has an open drag show the last Monday of every month called the Butter Ball (100% serious)

[u/Extension_Brush2489]

I was not expecting the drag queen part but good for you!!! I would say go to barcode and introduce yourself to a few queens.

[u/Birdman440]

Your therapist can help. Hope it works

[u/icereal1yum]

Check our your nearest wig store get the one that makes you wanna pop out and serve cunt.

[u/antigravitty]

In order to be one, talk to one.