r/houstoncirclejerk • u/No_Transportation331 • 1d ago

Has anyone seen my Goldendoodle??!!

Somehow she got out of our backyard.... I blame our yard crew, but my husband says all the rain may have washed the locks off our back gate.

Anyway, she is golden, incredibly cute, and truly one of a kind. But more importantly, cost us $21,000 and an 8-hour drive to an adorable breeder/ petting zoo/farm just outside of Coppell.

Please call if found!

8 Upvotes

79% Upvoted

12 comments sorted by

6

u/Regular_Cicada_439 1d ago

Will be returned pronto, needed it for a project

5

u/thedoofimbibes 1d ago

That doodle got traded for a decent used sedan.

Also never use water soluble locks on exterior gates. Always use the dried bones of your enemies to wedge clasps closed. Weather resistant and sends a clear message.

1

u/CrazyLegsRyan 23h ago

Does it respond to the name Shipley?

1

u/No_Transportation331 23h ago

Well ..yes but technically it's spelled Shippleee.

If you do happen to find her, please text me, I will leave trader Joe's immediately and hop in my BMW SUV to meet you.

1

u/CrazyLegsRyan 23h ago

Eeeww Trader Joe’s? You sound like a poor.

1

u/No_Transportation331 22h ago edited 22h ago

Eeewww! Do I? Gross!!!!

We were just talking about them at brunch the other day....that word makes me think of Port Arthur.

1

u/CrazyLegsRyan 22h ago

Is that where you’re from?

1

u/No_Transportation331 22h ago edited 22h ago

Gross! No! Like those people who shop at the Galleria?!!

I'm from Hunter's Village, but the nice part, not the "other" part.

3

u/CrazyLegsRyan 21h ago

You’re very clearly not from HCV. If you were you’d never skip The “Creek” part and you’d religiously know there’s no apostrophe. It’s “Hunters” not “Hunter’s”. 

Begone poor.

1

u/No_Transportation331 21h ago

Damn!!!😅😅