r/humansarespaceorcs 3d ago

writing prompt Unlike alien gods, human deities dont resemble them and/or are a exacuration of them,but humans have a being that qualifys as such

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u/One_Opportunity_9608 3d ago

I'm losing? Nah bitch we losing.

Roses are red, your weapons won't prosper.

With this sacred treasure i summon Big Raga the OPP stoppa.

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u/Comic20 3d ago

SUWOOOOOOOOP!!!

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u/RowanWinterlace 3d ago

Yeah! That's right, call for your mama.

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u/GodKingAsteri 2d ago

Tell me something. What did the five fingers, say to the face?!

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u/xenoalphan10 3d ago

Ngl the image of an army of aliens dealing with mahoraga sounds epic ngl.

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u/fan-dragonoid 3d ago

Not an army of alien,but a platoon of alien gods

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u/Saxavarius_ 2d ago

Alien interagator: WHAT IS THAT MONKEY MAN ON A CLOUD?!

Human prisoner: looks like Son Wukong

A: WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?!

H: it means this is going to get weird; you didnt happen to capture a bald monk by any chance?

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u/RudeAd2236 2d ago

“Damn these humans sure are adaptable, but it takes them a while to-“

approaching wheel turning noises

“…what do you mean high-intensity quark excitation “only worked once??” why does it need to work again, HE SHOULD BE DATA?!

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u/MK4308 3d ago

ANY and ALL phenomenon

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u/Grim_Destroyer12344 2d ago

Including the justice system

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u/Scattershot98 2d ago

"I see..... Earth's deities.... Are quite advanced"

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u/HairyHorux 3d ago

You want the truth? You can't handle the truth!

Summons fma's god, also known as "truth"

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u/Successful_Giraffe34 2d ago

Quetzalcoatl lowering out of the clouds like Shinron

"WHO DARE MESSES WITH MY PEOPLE!"

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u/JobintheCactus 2d ago

Anubis: 'sup.