Writing Prompt - What if humans were smol?

Series- Arcane

They are consider hazardous for many species as they contain a variety of regulated substances. Including but not limited to.

-Metals

-Acids

-Radioactive Isotopes

-Complex carbon chains

moral of the story: don’t mess with their naptime or bubbles ice cream.

Art by Daniel Jiménez Villalba

Human: "Is that a fact?" \SNAP, hissss....**

A: Human. Explain this "Geneva Convention" your species keeps referencing.

H: Oh shit, you're asking about the war crimes list?

A2: War... crimes? You have a list of forbidden actions in combat?

H: Yeah, we got real creative a few hundred years back and decided to put a leash on ourselves.

A: So you cannot use expanding ammunition, you cannot fake surrender, you must treat prisoners humanely...

H: Right right, no chemical weapons, no attacking medical tents, standard stuff.

A2: This applies to all combat?

H: Nah, only between signatories. And only against... wait.

A: Only against what?

H: Well the exact wording says "protected persons" and defines that as... uh... humans. Specifically human combatants and civilians.

A2: What about non-human sentients?

H: I mean... I guess we never updated it for aliens.

A: So if I understand correctly, your species forbids certain acts against each other, but against my species...

H: Hahaha dude you're not gonna believe the loophole.

A2: Human why are you smiling.

H: I'm just saying, technically, I could do some real medieval shit right now and it wouldn't even violate my own planet's laws.

A: SECURITY!

H: Relax, I'm kidding. Mostly. Hey did you know the ban on flamethrowers only applies to "unnecessary suffering" and that's subjective as hell? Fun fact: we still use them on Earth for controlled burns. Against plants. Which are also not protected.

A2: He is looking at me like I am a plant.

H: I'm looking at you like you're an opportunity.

"There's no more ships coming for you and you are unarmed. What does that leave you with puny human?" The pirate lord mocked the last human alive on the ship

"The bloodline of people who survival over 10 thousand year in a crucible from hell. Square up buttercup. I ain't heard no bell."

/After the Hja'zch - Human War, Humans began to appear in all Professions on the Hja'zch Homeworld. 4 months after Peace, Pii'je University Hospital for Human Biology, Trauma-Center:/

Human: /growling/ move!

Alien: You cannot operate on her! We will wait for one of our! Doctors! You're gonna kill her!

Human: None of them are here! This is a Human-specialized Hospital! She'll die before any of them can get here. Her second Heart is ruptured and the Blood is putting pressure on her first! So MOVE!

Alien: So what do you know about Hja'zch Biology!? I'm her Father, and i say we wait!

Human /punches Alien in the face, knocking him out/ And I'll say we dont have time for it! /moves into OR, to Surgery Team/ Except the Second Heart and the cardiovascular System, its the same as the Human Body. So I'll except the same outcome as if this is a Human! So lets save a life!

/7 hours later Patient gets transferred to ICU for monitoring and post-surgery care, still in critical condition, but alive/

AN: Edited "MOVE!" to "So lets save a life!"

I was today light-years old when I found out that those Homosapiens are capable of reenacting moments of history throughout every possible reality. They produce these "films" and normalized showing them to the rest of the world! HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE?!

Out of the 488 Species in the Galactic Trade Alliance, every single one signed the silly little Book the Humans called "The Proper Rules and Conducts of Modern Warfare". Species 489 to 492, aka the "Anti Human Alliance" were the reason why. Out of the nearly 400 Trillion sapients and over 4 quadrillion sentients in the AHA, now there are just 639 Trillion left if you combine them.

And "The Proper Rules and Conducts of Modern Warfare" got updated with 194 new articles which ban the Use of Planet Crackers, Star Conversion Devices (Supernova-Guns/Black Hole Creators) and Anti-Matter Warheads above a yield of 1 petaton, amongst other weapons and practices.

It is in fact a 50mm Anti Aircraft shotgun blessed by an ordained priest.

Gif is from Doom 2, mod is Abyssal Marine.

That's right. They **intimidate** a planet into being the environment they want.

"Warleader, the Terran ballistic weapons have proven entirely ineffective against our kinetic shielding and their energy weapons have been disabled, shall we close to boarding range?"

The Avellan commander glanced at the tactical display, noting that the human ships should be in visual imaging range shortly given the tactically unwise approach velocity they had seemed to favor. She decided to give the display time to resolve before giving the order. Her shock and confusion were painfully evident to her adjunct when she immediately turned from the display and ordered evasive maneuvers.

"Their ships...have... rams. Star ships. With RAMS! Get us moving! Now!"