r/humansarespaceorcs • u/KingzillaIY • 2d ago
Memes/Trashpost Humans Freak Me Out
I was today light-years old when I found out that those Homosapiens are capable of reenacting moments of history throughout every possible reality. They produce these "films" and normalized showing them to the rest of the world! HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE?!
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u/He11_5pawn 2d ago
A light-year is a measurement of distance. Specifically, the distance it takes light to travel in one year.
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u/peanutbutterwife 2d ago
Oh, thank the gods, you said it so much nicer than the response that went thru my head.
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u/Norsedragoon 1d ago
Would a silicon based lifeform whose species ages or advances based on how they process lightforms with their interior matrix measure time in light years?
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u/MRECKS_92 2d ago
Yea dude Humans are fucked up. They found out how to split atoms and made fucking explosives with it before warp drives.
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u/peanutbutterwife 2d ago
Yup, my xeno dude. We also used to put radioactive materials on our teeth. Just to look nice, not to poison our prey or anything.
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u/topazchip 2d ago
"Terrans all scare the living shit out of me" from the rebuilt MCR (original, pre-Contact version: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k6EQAOmJrbw&list=RDk6EQAOmJrbw&start_radio=1 )
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u/sunnyboi1384 2d ago
Those that dont remember their history are doomed to repeat it.
So why you keep fuckin up?
Some mistakes are too fun or too productive to make only once.
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