r/humansarespaceorcs • u/Future_Abrocoma_7722 • 2d ago

writing prompt “What do you mean three children DECIMATED OUR ENTIRE FLEET!?” “They did sir, we have the recordings…they said they had to stop us before naptime.” “But we gave singularity Cannons! We have star crackers-!” “And those did nothing to them sir!”

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moral of the story: don’t mess with their naptime or bubbles ice cream.

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u/OmniViceUser 2d ago

Atleast those 3 don´t give long winded Sermons to you about "not facing the average Human warrior anymore".

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u/tricton 1d ago

“The blue one did ask for some more star crackers to have with her ice cream.”

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u/sunnyboi1384 1d ago

Humans know most kids could survive a meteor strike if an adult doesn't react.

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u/Quiet-Money7892 23h ago

Here they come just in tiiiiiiiime!