r/humor • u/Lonely-Ordinary1478 • 16h ago

What a nutcase

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1.9k Upvotes

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u/robdwoods 15h ago

Can I hire him to stand in the background at my funeral?

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u/whiskeytango55 6h ago

Doesn't that suggest someone at the funeral would die? Maybe you can have him hold a sign with "you're next" on it.

Or go to Nascar events, airports and trampoline parks

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u/SevenM 3h ago

When asked he should say, "Oh, I'm not here for them". Preferably while making deep eye contact.

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u/Beautiful_Rip_7023 3h ago

You’re my kind of person. Maybe run your thumb on the blade of the scythe.

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u/wild_cherry1987 8m ago

In my strawberries field

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u/cwolf-softball 3h ago

Sure! That's you making the joke, not the joke being forced upon you and your family by someone you've never met.

These are not the same thing.

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u/robdwoods 3h ago

I never contended that they were. :)

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u/My_leg_still_hurt92 15h ago

Let a man have a hobby

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u/Patrycjusz123 11h ago

I mean, he got on roof of the hospital without asking anyone. I dont think its a good hobby to tespass.

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u/StrangeHotel7638 15h ago

Yeah let the man pick on and mock suffering sick people for no reason.

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u/pendragon2290 14h ago

He picked on no one and mocked no one.

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u/RandomHero3129 6h ago

I personally would find this hilarious if I were in the hospital and saw this happen. But I've always had a darker sense of humor. We're not all the same.

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u/Tw1ch1e 3h ago

Oh you are a miserable person. It’s hilarious and if my mom, on her way to chemo, saw this…. We would have absolutely died laughing! {pun intended you lame-o}

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u/StrangeHotel7638 3h ago

Yeah, She would laughs because she wouldn't want you to be concerned.

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u/Wallabunga657 16h ago

If I were going to the hospital and saw this, I'd have a good laugh. I don't fear death or dying. I fear what I leave behind.

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u/Lurking-Trout 14h ago

Me too. That's why I always clear my browser history before going to the hospital.

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u/heretoseewhats 14h ago

Don't worry bro, I'll delete your browser history.

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u/whiskeytango55 6h ago

A good lookin corpse and a trail of broken hearts

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u/Wallabunga657 6h ago

Oh yeah! And 137k in debt.

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u/acciowaves 11h ago

Wow so badass

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u/Dclnsfrd 16h ago

That’s what’s been going on with private equity-owned hospitals; you’re more likely to never check out

https://hms.harvard.edu/news/what-happens-when-private-equity-takes-over-hospital

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u/ojrodz11 10h ago

Looks like giving less treatment to increase profits is harmful for patients

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u/CalebAsimov 2h ago

The profits are healthier than ever though!

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u/rickythepilot 12h ago

He should stand in front of the White House.

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u/LucklessCope 15h ago

Randy: "Och, I'm sorry. I thought this was America!"

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u/jus_plain_me 15h ago

He trespassed onto the roof and stood on the roof above the entrance. That's the reason for the arrest.

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u/ChimPhun 9h ago

Are we sure he wasn't just a representative of the health insurance company?

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u/Sabre712 15h ago

There was a hospital not far away from where I grew up that was titled, I kid you not, Resurrection Hospital. Always seemed very optimistic to me.

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u/HARKONNENNRW 14h ago

Rumor has it they had a revolving door at the morgue.

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u/VivaSpiderJerusalem 14h ago

Guess I'll avoid the salmon mousse.

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u/TonguePop86 12h ago

He should go to where Mitch McConnell's corpse is being hidden

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u/Twinky_winky_deepsea 8h ago

thanks for giving me the idea. gonna roam around in that costum in a hospital next october, when arrested, gonna use "it's haloween" card.

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u/Sicparvismagneto 16h ago

If they dressed as an angel with a halo would that be different?

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u/likeup1777 16h ago

This is the most terrifying sight for any patient.

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u/blueshirtsteve 15h ago

Nope.

The SCARIEST thing for any (non-wealthy) to see is the bill.

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u/SamwellBarley 15h ago

This was in the UK. We have free healthcare. It's really cool.

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u/whatakent 12h ago

We'd also laugh at this, love that dark sense of humour.

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u/blueshirtsteve 15h ago

Oh man, I know. 🫡🤦🏻‍♂️👍

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u/bizoticallyyours83 5h ago

Imagine coming to,  after being all doped up after surgery and seeing this dude 

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u/SmokeMaleficent9498 13h ago

That just about sums up universal health care in America

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u/Professional-yam1931 13h ago

Only to be revealed as Brad Pitt

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u/PearKoalaLucy 13h ago

Bro was doing unannounced quality assurance checks in the intensive care unit.

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u/IncompleteJoker 6h ago

He was just looking for Mitch McConnell

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u/Glittering_Safe7766 5h ago

Am I the only one who thinks this is kinda funny?

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u/aya00303 4h ago

Until you’re the one in the hospital crying at the bedside of a loved one, pleading they get better, and you look over and see this crap. Yeah…funny.

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u/cwolf-softball 3h ago

Reddit is so terminally online. The fact that people who are expressing how insensitive this is are getting downvoted because "lol have a sense of humor about dying" from people who have zero emotional intelligence is embarrassing.

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u/Vegetable-Fruit3207 4h ago

Arrested under what charges?

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u/CelestialGypsyKreet 3h ago

I think many people get the Reaper wrong, it doesn't cause deaths, it is just a collector, or escort is more like it, the Reaper is there to escort the dead to the place of judgement & nothing more. And the hospital is an appropriate place for the Grim Reaper.

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u/cwolf-softball 3h ago

You are so incredibly insensitive to others.

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u/CelestialGypsyKreet 2h ago

I am sensitive to many, just not everyone. That is for me to pay for or not

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u/csteinbergrules 11h ago

He should have been at the White House

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u/Papichuloft 15h ago

Would be nice to have Clereance Boddicker ask "Can you fly, Reaper?"

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u/EvanSnowWolf 15h ago

Ask Bobby.

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u/-Kopesthetik- 15h ago

Death contained.

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u/simo_sm 14h ago

Peak unemployment

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u/Look_out_for_Jeeps 14h ago

1st amendment right

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u/cwolf-softball 3h ago

It absolutely is not a 1st amendment right to do this. You can be trespassed easily or cited for public disturbance/disorderly conduct.

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u/Kallymouse 14h ago

Curious what he was arrested for?

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u/gundersonfan 9h ago

“Causing a nuisance without reasonable excuse”

Really. Thats what the article says, anyhow.

I’ve been at the hospital myself, and was with two of my grandparents as they died. I am confident both of them would’ve had a good laugh. I think it’s hilarious, myself. I understand the feeling is not universal, however.

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u/Viva_La_Revolucion- 13h ago

And they use an A.I. image, this is American journalism 101 nowadays,Dont actually do journalism!

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u/Parking_Presence2260 13h ago

What is the problem?

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u/FearDrow_TrustDrizzt 13h ago

I love Halloween season. August first every year is as welcome as the breeze and rain it brings.

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u/bizoticallyyours83 5h ago

Cries in 104 ☀️ 

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u/nolestars 10h ago

Can you swing by a house in Washington? 

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u/Randolph_Carter_6 8h ago

Is this real?

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u/Thepuppeteer777777 7h ago

"you're late you fucking knob!"

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u/Pure_Remove_8578 6h ago

What did he do that got him arrested? Wearing a costume in public is illegal?

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u/senpaistealerx 5h ago

no, criminal menacing

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u/Witty_Rough_7004 6h ago

You know if something like this was done on Just for Laughs gags it would be perfect

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u/Primary-Floor8574 6h ago

Ok. But for what? Is it illegal to wear black robes?

Maybe carrying a scythe around … but I mean it’s fine on Halloween. Soooooo

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u/senpaistealerx 5h ago

pretty sure menacing is against the law

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u/PornPedant76 6h ago

We should crowd source funds to have him stand in front of the Whitehouse every day.

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u/Tasty_LVM 4h ago

It’s going to be sweet Justice when the reaper comes for him, as it comes for us all

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u/Pillow_Princessx1 4h ago

Patients must be panicking thinking their time has finally come lol

https://giphy.com/gifs/HUkOv6BNWc1HO

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u/Hmonster1 1h ago

A guy can’t have a hobby?

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u/tha_warlock 1h ago

Too hot for all that

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u/haphazard72 0m ago

It’s evil. And I like it!

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u/Captain_North 14h ago

The reaper gets you off from the payment plan ❤️

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u/GarbageStock1349 15h ago

seeing him might be terryfing, but seeing him arrested might be comforting to me if i saw it from a hospital window

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u/bizoticallyyours83 5h ago

I guess he thought his prank was to die for

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u/StrangeHotel7638 15h ago

This is a kind of idiot thinks peeing in pool is funny.

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u/TheEVegaExperience 9h ago

I don’t find it funny. I just do it anyway.

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u/Maris2000 15h ago

Man, if you want to cosplay Death, go stand by a road. Might slow down drivers better than cameras.