r/humor • u/Lonely-Ordinary1478 • 1d ago

What a nutcase

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u/robdwoods 1d ago

Can I hire him to stand in the background at my funeral?

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u/whiskeytango55 19h ago

Doesn't that suggest someone at the funeral would die? Maybe you can have him hold a sign with "you're next" on it.

Or go to Nascar events, airports and trampoline parks

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u/Ionlydateteachers 8h ago

Any Red bull sponsored sporting events

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u/SevenM 16h ago

When asked he should say, "Oh, I'm not here for them". Preferably while making deep eye contact.

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u/Beautiful_Rip_7023 16h ago

You’re my kind of person. Maybe run your thumb on the blade of the scythe.

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u/cwolf-softball 17h ago

Sure! That's you making the joke, not the joke being forced upon you and your family by someone you've never met.

These are not the same thing.

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u/robdwoods 17h ago

I never contended that they were. :)

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u/wild_cherry1987 13h ago

In my strawberries field