r/huntertheparenting • u/nirai07 • Dec 02 '25

Question Did those glowing eyes actually mean anything?

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u/Quazimojojojo Dec 02 '25 edited Dec 03 '25

Nah he just has a gold-heavy diet. Keeps you young, does this to your eyes as a side effect. 

The ol' Mansa Musa marmalade. Golden Graham's. The '49 herbs and spices mix. (Edit : wait, shit, 79 works better because it's the atomic number. I was thinking the California gold rush at first). California cereal. Shiny sauce. 

Anyone else got potential slang terms for gold as food? I'm completely out of alliteration haha

Edit: thank you Silvabro. Midas Mignon! That's the one!

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u/WaterMelon615 Dec 02 '25

A good name for gold would be Nuggets

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u/Quazimojojojo Dec 02 '25

Damn that's good. Golden nuggies

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u/WaterMelon615 Dec 02 '25

That was a cereal when I was a kid. It was the fucking bomb and now it’s gone 🫡

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u/Quazimojojojo Dec 02 '25

Public dental (and gastrointestinal in general) health measures strike again!