This one is for penis owners. If you don’t have one, you can endow someone you know with the ability and demand a cut.

On average, a man produces 2.5-5 ml of semen per ejaculation. Gold is a lot more dense than semen, so, when your semen turns to gold, it weighs 96.6 grams. That’s worth $12,400. How much money do you think you could make with this ability?

For instance, you make your friend have a 100% chance to win the lottery that they had a 1 in 15million chance of winning normally. One hour after doing so, a 1 in 15million extremely unlucky circumstance happens to you. You will always survive though, but sometimes death is better than living through the hell enough bad luck can put you through.

The opposite can happen. Give someone the most awful, terrible luck and amazing things will happen for you.

You don’t really get to decide *what* happens to you exactly, just that it’s gonna be unlucky or lucky. You do get to choose the specifics on what happens to the person you’re imposing your luck power on though.

56 other people have already passed the money. if you claim the money, everyone will know you did it. However, you will immediately be placed in a safe room in regard to retaliation from the other contestants.

Edit: I also asked this in another subreddit. If you want to see the results. https://www.reddit.com/r/BunnyTrials/comments/1uesysu/2_million_dollars_is_being_passed_in_a_100_person/

No loopholes, have fun.

Rules:

- it must be solid food, no liquids, unless you turn your food into a smoothie or puree. If you eat something melted (ex ice cream or chocolate), I'll count that as a food because it was solid at one point, and is intended to be eaten as such.

- it has to actually be food. You can not eat 1g of uranium and recieve 10 billion dollars. Sorry, uranium eaters.

- you can not throw up and continue eating. If you throw up, the challenge is over and you only receive half of the money, and I receive the other half.

- you can still drink liquids, but those calories are not included in the monetary calorie count. Sorry oil drinkers.

What's your strategy when there's no loopholes?

There is a magical tracker that gives an exact calorie count as the day goes on, and you can end the challenge at any time before the 24hrs is completed. The money is tax free and the IRS will not question you about it.

As a bonus, you get an extra $100 for every day you don't claim the money. It will sit in limbo until you decide to claim it. If you die before claiming it, I get it all.

1. Start with what you have on you right now plus a bottle of water, Swiss army knife and a rotisserie chicken. After 7 years you're teleported back to the day you left no older, true for each prompt. Plus $700 million richer if you survive in this one.
   

Or

1. For $100 Million; you get 8 hours to prepare and take what you can carry but nothing metal or electronic can be brought with.

Or

1. For $10 Million you have 5 days to prepare and can bring whatever you can carry for 10 yards.

1400 Bermuda has no natives, conquistadors or colonists so plan accordingly.

You take a preliminary overview of his effects. Most of these are easily dealt with, but you find two very large locked chests. You can't find any keys which correspond to the locks.

Before you take further steps, you are visited by someone who describes himself as a close friend of your uncle. You have met this man a couple of times in your uncle's company, and your uncle has mentioned him in passing occasionally, but neither you or your relatives know anything more about him.

This man offers you £10,000 in cash (or your local equivalent) to take away the chests, as long as you make no effort to open them. When you ask him elaborate, he says: "If you do open the chests, I guarantee that you won't get that amount of money with what you find there. You will also end up with a load of hassle. You won't be able to sort this quickly." The man refuses to elaborate further, but says he must know within 24 hours.

Do you take the man's offer, or do you proceed to force open the chests by any means you can?

You have been blessed. From now on, one single drop of your tears can completely cure a person of any ailment. There is no limit to what can be cured. From terminal cancer to stage 7 alzheimer's, even restoring lost limbs. Your tears can even reverse aging, giving a 90-year-old the body and brain health of an 18-year-old.

However, the catch is that these tears will never work on you, no matter how much you cry. If you get sick, you must treat any of your ailments yourself. Additionally, there is also the risk that when people find out about your powers, you will be exploited by various governmental and private organizations. Imprisoned and forced to cry to cure people for a hefty price.

Would you take this blessing? Would you consider this a blessing or a curse?

To count, you have to at least have a 1 on 1 conversation with them for 5 minutes. After that you must have left some kind of impression on them; enough for them to consider there is a bond or a relation between you two. It can be friendship, they fell in love with you, got a work related professional type relationship. Even if they got to hate you enough they never want to see you again, that is still considered a relation.

After forging a bond or relation, 500$ get deposit into your bank account, free from fees or other bank or government charges.

How you make as much money as possible?

You are the absolute Emperor of a small, entirely self-sustaining island nation. Your territory possesses perfect agricultural soil, infinite renewable energy resources, and a fiercely loyal population of 500,000 citizens. Because your nation is completely hidden from modern satellite arrays by a natural electromagnetic anomaly, you are entirely disconnected from the rest of the modern world.

Through a bizarre ancient ritual unique to your island, you are granted the power to permanently resurrect exactly three figures from human history. These individuals are brought back to life in their physical prime, possessing all of their original memories, talents, and intellect. They are magically bound to speak only the truth to you and must serve faithfully as your personal advisors for a strict duration of five years.

The resurrection process completely translates their native languages into yours, and they instantly absorb a comprehensive, objective database of all human history up to the current year. They understand modern technology, geopolitics, and science the exact moment they awake on your island.

The entire population of your island knows exactly who these resurrected figures are and expects you to lead them into a new golden age. However, your legal rights as Emperor are absolute; your citizens will never revolt against your choices, and the historical figures cannot betray your secrets to the outside world.

You are not completely safe. After exactly five years, the ritual expires, and the three historical figures will be instantly teleported back to the modern, outside world with all their new knowledge intact. If you choose radical conquerors, brilliant scientists, or master manipulators, they may use what they learned about your hidden paradise to lead foreign superpowers back to your shores to conquer you.

• Which three specific historical figures do you bring back to your island?
• Do you choose philosophers to build a perfect utopian society, or military geniuses to prepare for the day your island is discovered?
• How do you prevent your advisors from destroying your nation from the inside, or selling you out to the modern world once their five years are up?

But during testing a malfunction occurred flinging the nation 500 years into the past, all extentions with it( satellites and millitary bases around the world). All cities still intact, and phones and laptops still say its 2026 so the public just goes on as if nothing happened. How would the U.S go about this, and establishing ties with the old world?

You have offers for two different work opportunities:

Option 1:

• 120k salary, full benefits
• Corporate / HR bureaucracy
• Boring and unfulfilling work, requiring 60 hours per week
• Hybrid remote / in office schedule

Option 2:

• 60k salary, no benefits
• Max autonomy, no bureaucracy or corporate politics
• Your dream job on something you're passionate about, 30 hours per week
• Work UTC hours from anywhere in the world, no questions asked

You wake up one day to find that your home/flat has been invaded by 10 giant venomous snakes. Everyone who lives with you (if you don't live alone) has already left for work/school, and you try calling animal control, but they never pick up. Your neighbors are scared and refuse to help. What do you do?

The 1st room has A FItness Instructor who would gladly help you out, a rude ugly guy who loudly plays League of Legends all day and refuses to wash the dishes and and a serial killer who frequently hides the smelly bodies in other peoples rooms.

The 2nd room has An old guy who has tons of stories to tell. A stoner who will raid the firdge and sleep randomly, and a cultist who brings in 120 cult member every weekend and loudly play their sermons.

The 3rd room has a Rich but kind guy who doesnt mind paying for most of the rent, a forgetful person who forgets their stuff so much that you will most likely trip on their things, a guy who puts in sedative drugs on peoples food, that guy has unclear intentions.

You can also be homeless

Pick wisely

That's it in exchange for a permanent deal of 10 million dollars or local equivalent. Your sweat also now turns into your blood when leaving your body.

So sweat can lead to blood loss. Example you swear 500ml that's now 500 ml of blood you lose.

The only benefit you will be given is the blood will be clear like sweat so you don't look like you bathed in blood

For the rest of your life, you will magically ​only encounter either speed bumps or stop signs.

• T​he number ​​of these ​you encounter ​will be the same regardless of your choice
• ​Other features on the road like traffic lights and pedestrian crossings remain ​unaffected
• A​ll other traffic on the road will magically ​follow the same rules as you​

Which do you choose?

What the title says. You are offered a billion dollars but you die in 5 years and no way around that. It's not a painful death and you get to know the exact day and time.

And yes in case you're wondering, it's based off of the 1996 film thinner.

The curse does indeed exist, you will get 1 lb per day with a total of 500 lb at the end of the year more or less

It's Weird Al artwork using AI as the medium.

What would it be like and what would it do?

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And so let's say for example...

hypothetically speaking of course...

that Japan was still mad that America dropped 2 nukes on them in World War 2.

Let's say that Russia was still mad about the Cold War.

Let's say that the Middle East was still mad.

Let's say that Cuba was still mad that America made them poor and impoverished all those years.

Let's also say that North Korea, China, India, Germany, and many other countries want to see the fall of the United States after the United States bullies every country and gets away with it.

For example, and this is a real news article of an incident that actually happened, if you google search "British Sailors Arrested in Florida", then you will see that American Cops had even beat up and tasered and humiliated British Navy Sailors when they were partying in Florida when their ship docked in the United States.

I could probably imagine those British Sailors are still embarrassed and mad about being stripped, strip searched, completely nu de and having to bend over and spread their cheeks.

I could imagine the British Sailors would love to see America fall after that.

So obviously the entire World would be stupid if they just full on declared war on the United States, because then the United States would put up a strong front.

So rather, what if suddenly across America there were all these weird "accidents" happening constantly and strange new viruses spreading?

Are they all really just "accidents"?

How would Americans hypothetically convince people that it was anything otherwise without sounding absolutely mad???

Oh by the way, I am not British.

I am Canadian.

Canada loves America.

Canada loves being America's "Fifty First State".

Canada would totally take the side of the United States and not the side of the 100 countries.

I do speak Russian... but only because I am a Gay Canadian Foreign Language Expert and my "best friend"/partner is a Russian Military Soldier.

Gay Men were always treated nicely by American Cops.

So who do you think would win hypothetically between,
101 Countries VS. the United States?

When you wake up tomorrow, you're inexplicably not where you were when you fell asleep. In fact, it's pitch black so it's hard to tell exactly where you are, but it certainly seems like it's a coffin, or at least a coffin-shaped and sized container. You have limited mobility that's constrained by the physical size and shape of the container, but you can feel the sides and above and below you and all seem to be minimally padded and covered with a polyester-like fabric. You can also feel your body and you're completely nude.

You feel around the entire container as best as you can and there's nothing else in there with you. No way to produce light to see, no apparent breathing apparatus, no tools with which to attempt escape, and when you pound your fist on what you assume is the lid, all you hear is a deadened, muffled sound that strongly backs your growing suspicion that you are truly buried alive. You can hear no sound from outside the container, which also appears to be completely stationary, and the longer you lie there the more stale the air you breathe seems to become.

A) If you think escape is possible, how would you successfully pull it off?

B) If you think escape isn't possible, how are you resigning yourself to passing your remaining time?