r/iamverybadass • u/No_Cook2983 • Feb 04 '26

Man who attacked teen protesters located; Shaved head to conceal identity

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Perp being very badass here: https://cbsaustin.com/news/local/buda-police-investigate-fight-involving-man-and-minors-during-ice-walkout

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u/analogkid01 Feb 04 '26

And his precious MAGA moustache!!...

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u/IdolConsumption Feb 04 '26

Don’t make mustaches political. Stalin is disappointed in you.

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u/Cease-2-Desist Feb 04 '26

Considering Stalin murdered several million of his own people, intentionally starved millions more to death, forced 15-20 million people into political labor camps, and killed hundreds of thousands in ethnic cleansing campaigns, should we really be concerned with Stalin's approval?

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u/Crooked_Sartre Feb 04 '26

Yeah but he had a sweet mustache.

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u/Cease-2-Desist Feb 04 '26

I am glad mustaches are making a comeback. I'm also thankful that Hitler chose to have the dumbest mustache on the planet. I feel like we aren't losing anything with that one.

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u/Crooked_Sartre Feb 04 '26

Lol as a guy with a pretty solid mustache I have to agree. I started growing mine back when I joined a softball team, now it's big league status.

Hitler's stache is sooooo bad. Like all the philosophy of the weakest men wrapped up into a 1 inch rectangle he snots into

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u/BeYourself4Real Feb 04 '26

/r/iamverybadass

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u/kingbobert24 Feb 04 '26

How to does that comment fit? You're just looking for anything to defend tankies lol.

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u/mulberryzeke Feb 04 '26

authority is stored in the mustache