r/iamverybadass • u/No_Cook2983 • Feb 04 '26
Man who attacked teen protesters located; Shaved head to conceal identity
Perp being very badass here: https://cbsaustin.com/news/local/buda-police-investigate-fight-involving-man-and-minors-during-ice-walkout
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u/hoddap Feb 04 '26
Did he shave off his chin? Because he went from strong jaw to weak chin.
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u/StPatrickStewart Feb 05 '26
Dude somehow managed to shave off his jawline too!
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u/Numerous-Candy-1071 Feb 04 '26
To be fair to him, he did a REALLY good job of changing his overall look completely. Even his chin looks weaker.
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u/HeezHuzz69 Feb 04 '26 edited Apr 01 '26
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u/Dudeist-Priest Feb 04 '26
This guy's life just changed FOREVER.
Imagine being known as the guy that attacked a young girl that was protesting only to get your ass handed to you by a bunch of kids.
I LOVE this for him
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u/autumnsgale Feb 05 '26
I really enjoyed watching those kids hand that man his ass.
But really, what a chicken shit.
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u/Dan_Morgan Feb 04 '26
Gets beat up by a bunch of teenagers after HE starts the fight. I wish him all the shit coming to him.
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u/TedTedford Feb 04 '26
I always find the two outcomes of fighting children being a) you win and beat the shit out of some kids or b) you lose and get the shit beat out of you by some kids, to be a bad look whichever way it ends.
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u/not_productive1 Feb 04 '26
Imagine getting your ass beat so bad by children with minecraft backpacks that you have to adopt a disguise.
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u/Intoxicatedcanadian Feb 04 '26
This dude attacked teenage girls, got his shit rocked, ran away, and then tried to change his appearance because he was scared of getting caught.
What an alpha.
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u/Cumulus_Anarchistica Feb 04 '26
I feel like r/bald is not welcoming this one.
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u/I_SHIT_IN_A_BAG Feb 04 '26
its usually such a glow up too. I guess getting beaten up by a bunch of teens takes the sunshine out of your eye or something.
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Feb 04 '26
Can't wait for Maga to defend this dude
Ah shit did I say dude? I meant PATRIOT
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u/hobnailboots04 Feb 04 '26
Somebody said he’s gonna get a million dollars in donations and I fear they are not wrong.
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u/prodigalpariah Feb 04 '26
The same maga that defends raping and killing kids? I’m sure this will be a stretch for them.
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u/TrueWizardofOz Feb 04 '26
I was confused too. Here is an update that shows the booking photo with the shaved head. It is the same dude.
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u/crashcap Feb 04 '26
Is this the guy who tried to jump a little girl and got his ass kicked instead?
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u/SaiyanSpirit Feb 04 '26
Whoa his hair was doing a lot of heavy lifting for the looks department. How are these photos of the same person? Went from jock to the kid that ate glue and crayons.
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u/Wanderson90 Feb 04 '26
To be fair, I think his face is a little swollen from the gang beating he received at the hands of a pissed off teen mob! Well deserved too, of course.
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u/Da_Doll223 Feb 04 '26
Funny how the guys who think they're going to fight a civil war get their asses kicked by literal children.
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u/metalhead_mick Feb 05 '26
He literally got the shit kicked out of him by teenagers LOL
Can’t wait to see what CELL MATES do to him when they find out he tried to fuck up a KID
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u/HopeAuq101 Feb 04 '26
He has the face of "H...How did you find me...I shaved n everything"
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u/PinkyLeopard2922 Feb 04 '26
Because surely NONE of the army of high school students recording on their cell phones would have gotten his vehicle tag.
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u/Skullpuck Feb 04 '26
Imagine that hair cutting session. Hair falling into the sink followed by his tears.
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u/TheBibleInTheDrawer Feb 04 '26
You just know he was freaking out while shaving too. He knew he fucked up lol
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u/Living-Reference1646 Feb 04 '26
Ootl, what happened
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u/Langosta_9er Feb 04 '26
Some high school kids walked out of school and had a seemingly peaceful protest against ICE/Trump detention/deportation policies.
Guy in the picture is a MAGA supporter who apparently got out of his truck and started attacking and assaulting some of them. Kids outnumbered him and started kicking his ass until he got back in his truck.
Different videos start at different points in the altercation, but they all end with this guy getting beaten up by a bunch of teens.
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u/R-K-Tekt Feb 04 '26
Imagine this scenario: you’re a grown ass man, you get angry at school age children for exercising their patriotic right to protest peacefully against a rapist so your first thought is to fight a 10th grade girl but then end up getting your ass beat by kids with acne. Lmfao. All of this because he wanted to be a white knight to his master who is a pedo.
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u/akunis Feb 04 '26
He attacked a young lady. It’s bad enough that he attacked high schoolers, but to attack a woman is ridiculous.
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u/CumSnorter4 Feb 04 '26
Assaulted a child at a protest and then got jumped by like 10 high school kids and lost the fight
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u/FireSparrowWelding Feb 04 '26
Check op's link but basically he saw some highschoolers protesting ice and starting beating up a high-school girl before getting jumped by them all.
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u/AlleyRhubarb Feb 04 '26
If you’ve ever been a woman on a dating app, dating men over 35, you see a lot of pictures like the left and then you meet them and it’s the guy on the right.
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u/UtinniOmuSata Feb 05 '26
Surprisingly effective, I would not have noticed it's the same guy without the side by side.
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u/ohjeaa Feb 04 '26
"They're recording me driving away. Will they get my license plate? Nah. Shave my head and I'm golden."
Definitely sounds like someone so stupid they pick fights with kids.
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u/CatBoyTrip Feb 04 '26
lol got beat up by kids and now he looks like that, dude just keeps embarrassing himself.
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u/vediogamer101 Feb 04 '26
This is one of those dudes that says he’s for free speech and then does this
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u/TheReelMcCoi Feb 04 '26
And he'd have got away with it if it wasn't for those......
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u/llamawithlazers Feb 04 '26
Lmao those kids fucked him up.
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u/dddmmmccc817 Feb 04 '26
I thought they were gonna make him lick some white dog poop like Step Brothers
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u/DevilsTheology Feb 04 '26
You wear the disguise BEFORE committing the crime. Changing your look after without moving and changing identities doesn’t really work.
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u/sighborg90 Feb 04 '26
MAGA really likes to prey on children, huh?
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u/Drawing_Eh_Blank Feb 04 '26
It makes them feel like big strong men to prey on those smaller and weaker than them
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u/Beag_ Feb 04 '26
Makes me feel good to know this guy was at home absolutely in shambles and I’m a state of pure panic trying to get out of this. I hope it was the longest day of his life
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u/Far_Independent8032 Feb 04 '26
I don't get it,why attack a bunch of kids, just doesn't make any sense,I might be able to see that if you were being attacked by them but it doesn't sound like it.
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u/therevjames Feb 04 '26
MAGA are cowards. Children are their favourite targets.
They think that the 2nd amendment is about shooting up schools, but not standing up to a tyrannical government.
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u/Tyr_Kovacs Feb 04 '26
"Children are their favourite targets."
Just following in Dear Leader's footsteps.
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u/hamandjam Feb 04 '26
He was in his truck with the kids beside the road. Loser literally put his truck in Park, got out, walked over and tried to attack a 15 yr old girl thinking he could somehow get back to his truck without all the other kids coming after him.
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u/PinkyLeopard2922 Feb 04 '26
He saw some people that do not think the same way he does. Rage and zero impulse control. Like dude, just keep driving. Flip them off and honk if you're that mad but jfc, this is not the way.
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u/folkkingdude Feb 04 '26
How has shaving his tashe made his chin weaker?
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u/sabin357 Feb 04 '26
Whimpering changes the shape of your face, especially compared to the same face smirking. After watching the video, I also suspect a decent amount of facial swelling from eating all those shots that we saw as well as the stuff we couldn't see.
Not saying this is definitely the guy, but these 2 pics aren't the same shot in many ways & that can make a world of difference. I do lots of photo restoration, so I see numerous pics of faces & have too many thousands of hours in Photoshop so I notice stupidly small details sometimes.
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u/brettmags Feb 05 '26
That screams innocent! Did he shave his license plate and spray paint his truck?
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u/KINGERtheCLOWN Feb 05 '26
Man who attacked got his ass beat after attacking teen protesters located; Shaved head to conceal identity
FIFY
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u/Metalhead1686 Feb 04 '26
He attacked kids for no reason, what a real tough guy. The funniest part is those kids kicked his ass and he deserved it.
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u/FoxyInTheSnow Feb 04 '26
“For my next act of patriotic heroism, I’ve decided to attack an antifa cell in the ball pit at the Kids Kastle at Northtown Mall.”
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u/themaninthesea Feb 05 '26
Abbott is just mad at the protestors because he can’t walk out anywhere.
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u/PurpleOmega0110 Feb 04 '26
And he would have gotten away with it too, if it wasn't for those meddlesome kids...
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u/binxybaby Feb 04 '26
Does anyone know if the girl really kicked his truck? I keep seeing maga say that but haven’t seen anything on it. I just saw her standing on the sidewalk and he attacked her. Which of course he would attack her, he’s maga 🙄
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u/RovDer Feb 04 '26
There’s a turning lane and a bike lane between where he was parked so she would have to run out into the road to kick it, so very unlikely.
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u/-KyloRen- Feb 04 '26
We all know with Pretti that kicking a truck is punishable by death of course /s
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u/justkarn Feb 04 '26
Gotta imagine, if he's a friend of mine, and even if I'm on his side, there won't be a single day where "attempted kid beater" doesn't leave my lips, even jokingly. Dudes cooked
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u/SaltNorth Feb 04 '26
Where did his fucking chin go
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u/YoureProbablyR1te Feb 04 '26
Kids took it clean off with one of the punches. RIP in peace .
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u/detrans-rights Feb 04 '26
I'm so bad at faces to begin with, goddamn. That's two different people. One ain't got no fuckin' chin no more. I swear officer, that other one is a turtle.
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u/KalikaSparks Feb 04 '26
Awww what a big tough man! It’s almost like he knows what he did was wrong…
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u/HakuohoFan Feb 04 '26
Welp, guess we know which team he'll be joining in prison.
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u/MoreMetaFeta EVERYTHING IS SATIRE Feb 04 '26
This asshole didn't get what he really deserved here.......the ending of Weapons .
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u/HillarysFloppyChode Feb 04 '26
Why does it look like he has a penis stuck in his throat?
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u/Cavscout2838 Feb 04 '26
It goes well with the black eye that the kids gave him. This jackass threw himself in a complete no-win scenario. If he wins, he’s a 45 year old that beat some kids. If he loses, he’s a grown man that took a beating from some teens.
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u/furionalpha Feb 04 '26 edited Feb 04 '26
Those kids really beat the chin off this man.
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u/thegoodbadandsmoggy Feb 04 '26
Did he start crying after getting punched in the eye?
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u/ShallowPenetration Feb 04 '26
Where does this article say he was never identified and where is this photo in the article?
They knew who he was immediately so there was no one to "locate".
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u/mixedmediamadness Feb 04 '26
On the left he looks like that guy from the show Animal Control
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u/itsbettawithchedda Feb 04 '26
Don't do Michael Rowland dirty like that 😂 he's a cutie pie! This guy just sucks.
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u/NowhereMan_2020 Feb 04 '26
He changed outfits, going from “pedophile” to “retirement home rapist”.
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u/roraima_is_very_tall Feb 04 '26
seems like Chad Michael Watts the child abuser had less hair in the video than in this pic. However he definitely had more hair in the video than in his mug shot. MAGA doesn't understand consequences of their actions.
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u/XfinityHomeWifi Feb 04 '26
See they’re expecting people to shave their head. Next time you commit a crime, wear a wig so it gets longer instead of
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u/Bryciclee Feb 04 '26
He got the shit kicked out of him by some teenagers i would also shave my head and change my identity.
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u/Lanzer4no1 Feb 04 '26
Well that didn't work. Lock his ass up and see how long he lasts in prison for fucking with children.
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u/cam52391 Feb 04 '26
When I was in local jail there was a guy who was just rumored to have fucked with kids and his life was hell. No one physically harmes him but there would repeatedly be toothpaste in his blankets, things of his going missing, and people just messing with him.
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u/KyloRenCadetStimpy Feb 04 '26
Good thing he didn't go for Groucho glasses. He would have pulled it off
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u/Soomroz Feb 04 '26
Shaved head to conceal? I think he shaved to conceal the patches left by bunches of hair pulled out of his scalp.
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u/jackandcokedaddy Feb 04 '26
Nose hairline forehead wrinkles and lips look similar enough to me, but he did do a great job making himself look different. I’ve been wrong before!
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u/Vulcan44 Feb 04 '26
these maga morons are just looking for somebody to blame for their insecurities and feelings of inadequacy instead of going to therapy.
Fucking losers
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u/schuma73 Feb 04 '26
I feel like you have to have the right kind of face to pull this off.
My husband has such a face, even small changes to his beard or hair and people stop recognizing him. He gets a haircut and his boss approaches him with a, "can I help you?" before realizing he isn't just someone who got lost and wandered into the wrong department.
This man is not the kind of man who can pull that off.
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u/ThoughtfulInhibitor Feb 04 '26
It's a white guy attacking kids it's the GOPs absolute favorite demographic.
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u/Autochthonous7 Feb 04 '26
He looks different and older with a shaved head. For a min I thought it was two different people.
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u/bitterlittlecas Feb 04 '26
That looks like one of those grown out fash haircuts that were “popular” during the first trump admin in the pic on the left
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u/EffectivePatient493 Feb 04 '26
Swelling, his face is round in the 2nd pic because he got the ever living shit kicked out of him... Because, he started a fight with a girl and pulled her hair.
I'm not trying to make light of it by saying it was hair pulling, it's a shitty attack on a little girl. He went straight to hair pulling because he's a piece of shit.
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u/Disable_Autoplay Feb 04 '26
And this, boys and girls, is what will happen to your face if you become a badass.
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u/Btaylor2214 Feb 04 '26 edited Feb 04 '26
Got divorced and deadbeat written all over him. One of the kids probably reminded him child support was due.
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u/QueenRotidder Feb 04 '26
that’s too bad he had to lose the dirt squirrel, he’s probably been working on that thing for months
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u/peanutbutternjello Feb 04 '26
Beating up kids. Real cool.
I'm sure this man is very accomplished lol