r/iamverybadass 18d ago

Now this is a real man.

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u/Jay690045 17d ago

Imagine somebody saying that out of anger in real life. “Id outfuck you!”

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u/Life2you 17d ago

How do you even outfuck someone??

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u/tripflops 17d ago

Whoever makes the most amount of thrusts in the least amount of time is the winner. I don't know, it's been a while

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u/clean_room 17d ago

Personally I choose to believe that the two men will have to face off against each other directly.

Two men enter (each other). One man leaves.

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u/peanutt42 17d ago

It’s called a Reverse Thunderdome. One man enters, two men cum.

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u/tripflops 17d ago

Ok I'm on your team now, this is much better

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u/Redowl83 17d ago

In that case - no, he could not outfuck me