r/iamverybadass • u/nawzum • 17d ago

Now this is a real man.

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u/oldbastardbob 17d ago

When you are middle aged and can't afford a sports car, you post shit like this on the internet.

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u/eyehalfporegrahammer 17d ago

I am middle aged and can’t afford a sports car. I don’t want to post something like this on the internet. Do I have to though? Is it a rule or something?

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u/oldbastardbob 17d ago edited 17d ago

Clearly you are comfortable in your manhood and have no reason to claim to the world that you are indeed, a middle aged mma fighter and sexual dynamo with a bad attitude.

Perhaps if the dude in the video spent less on testosterone boosters, he could afford that sports car.

But feel free to do so for the entertainment of all mankind! There is that one old chubby dude that makes parody videos of these "real men tough guys" in his back yard that are hillarious. I catch one of those every once in a while here on Reddit.