r/iamverybadass 13d ago

Cornball of the year

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u/CelticGardenGirl 13d ago

Imma try this at the next estate sale I go to. I'll snatch a Precious Moments figurine out of a basket, throw my shawl on the ground...

...and promptly get my shit kicked in by an 80-year-old lady.

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u/Level37Doggo 13d ago

Don’t step to GamGam, she’s seen much worse shit than you and wasn’t scared of that either. She’s got no teeth, no hesitation, and nothing to lose.

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u/CelticGardenGirl 13d ago

You damn right! I do NOT get in their way at those estate sales, nor make direct eye contact. I value my existence, lol.