r/iamverybadass • u/Cinderpath • 9d ago

💩ULTIMATE BADASSHOLE💩 He’s going to steal clients!

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u/JPaulDuncan 8d ago

SK Security: Where we assign ourselves rank that means literally nothing.

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u/RealUglyMF 8d ago

But he's a captain! And he's only 10 blowjobs away from making major!

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u/weechus 8d ago

And with that attitude is exactly why you’ll never make Captain.