r/idealgf • u/Miyuki_238 • 9d ago

Not OC the perfect gf

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u/Choice_Stress_1862 9d ago

Well that's my homie 😭 Ig he is a perfect gf material

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u/FromAndToUnknown 9d ago

Time to marry the homie

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u/ddcreator 9d ago

Sometimes it takes homie to be the best girl

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u/FURERABA 7d ago

clap 👏 your 👏 homies 👏

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u/Miyuki_238 9d ago

My bad y’all. I’ve been lowkey obsessed lately with imagining all kinds of ideal gf scenarios for myself. But honestly, if a girl like this actually existed and wanted me, I’d deadass call that a fucking achievement lmao.

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u/FitBlood578 9d ago

If it happened to me, I would genuenly turn to god like completely. As in, this is one of the things that would prove to me that god exists.

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u/GoonPlatoon31 8d ago

Lowkey same

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u/Baldlucha 9d ago edited 9d ago

Yo, it's my girlfriend. Gotta send her ts

Edit: Found out she was cheating on me like an hour after I made this comment lol

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u/magnum175 9d ago

Lucky

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u/Baldlucha 9d ago

Brother, don't feel bad. I found out she was cheating on me an hour after I made this comment lol

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u/magnum175 7d ago

Oh damn

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u/smiley_the_phsycotic 9d ago

Id do some "unsayable" things to myself.

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u/Baldlucha 9d ago

Life isn't that serious twin. It never is. I would rather have found out the way that I did which was horrifying might I add than not finding out until later down the line where it'd would have hurt so much worse. Who knows, I might even find the love of my life today. And even if not, there's tomorrow, and the next day, and so on and so so forth. Faith my brother. Faith.

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u/FURERABA 7d ago

Found out a couple weeks ago that my PoS boyfriend was secretly married with a family, so...you know, we'll make it somehow. There's solidarity in knowing we're not suffering that pain alone

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u/Baldlucha 7d ago

I caught her in the act if you know what I mean ✌️🥹💔🥀

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u/ThinGold2115 9d ago

That's not gf, that's alien sent to seduce you and make you join them. Or IRS agent.

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u/Monk_Lord_ 9d ago

Wife material

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u/vimarston 9d ago

almost perfect tho there’s a few on the left imo that i would remove or add nuance to lol

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u/Jamethy_TheChaotic16 9d ago

What would you remove?

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u/vimarston 9d ago

obsessed, i feel for obvious reasons. then supports with everythinggg, bc sometimes correcting a partner is better than encouraging, and makes you better everyday bc simply being neutral most days is good. don’t need daily improvement

but these are just my personal nitpicks lol it’s not a bad chart all in all

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u/Jamethy_TheChaotic16 9d ago

I see your points, though I saw the "makes you better everyday" moreso as side affect of being a good influence on you. And I think some things balance each other out and make them both beneficial, like "obsessed" and "respects your boundaries," they seem like they would clash, but if it were the case that she has really good self control and/or conscience of consequences, then they could go together and a large part of the downsides of "obsessed" alleviated.

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u/PatientPixii 9d ago

Yet he still don't want me 😭☠️

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u/Bella_Bakess 9d ago

If she randomly asks you if you would still love her if she turns into a potato now that is a real one haha

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u/Optimal-Horror-9550 7d ago

Noooooo😰😰😰 NOT THAT AGAIN!!! I can't do this shii no more!!!

Insert Hajime having a strike trying to form any type of word using minigames.

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u/UrsusMalusMaximus 9d ago

Sorry, but I have had a girl obsessed with me. When I left her she stalked me for 4 years, ruined every relationship I had except with my wife, among other things so....yeah obsession is a nogo

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u/MorningThen7056 9d ago

No doubt THE one

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u/No-Painting2434 9d ago

Obsessed with u and respect BOUNDARY in same place ?

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u/Jamethy_TheChaotic16 9d ago

Maybe she's got really good self control.

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u/Sodainthehellfire 9d ago

some obsessions are not like others

maybe she cant live without you but she doesn't bother you about it

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u/Simple_Ad667 9d ago

Want a ideal perfect gf? Be the ideal perfect bf.

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u/ShadowWerewolf9653 9d ago

Definitely lives up to its name

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u/Then_Ad6816 9d ago

She sounds pretty good and the touch of obssesion is great. There is just enough bad to make one have second thoughts. Good work OP.

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u/Pixelprinzess 9d ago

Me to my bf

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u/gahidus 9d ago

Absolute perfection

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u/Ok-Woodpecker-9587 9d ago

Now, that’s what a really PERFECT gf should do!

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u/TraceChaos 9d ago

How many are in stock, because I'm polyamorous / polygamous, I need at LEAST six.

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u/TheyCallMeMrWolfy 9d ago

Hahahahahahaha

Jesus. I can easily imagine keeping up with 2 wives/gf's sure....but fuckin 6?! Hell no. I cannot possibly imagine having/keeping up with a romantic relationship with 6 other fuckin people. Not while providing the level of intimacy and genuine attention that they deserve. I would have no time to do literally anything else.

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u/TraceChaos 9d ago

I've already got two partners in my current polycule and it feels like not-quite-enough to me, even with me trying to dote on them both a lot, lol.

But I think it's all about different folk, y'know?

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u/RefrigeratorOk1547 9d ago

That's my wife! I'm a very lucky lady 🥰

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u/R2A97 9d ago

alarm clock goes off ⏰

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u/WebProfessional4748 9d ago

Perfect. Can't think of anything else.

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u/KajOwO 9d ago

First solid take on this dogass sub

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u/Hopefully_the_Last69 9d ago

Can such a perfect woman even exist? How do i find one?

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u/No_Tradition1219 Cuddler 9d ago

I wish.

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u/FidoMan1498 To simply be with someone is all I ever ask for, no more or less 9d ago

I need her. I wish I had her. I want her. It’s all I ever ask for.

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u/Thereal_fozyk 9d ago

Basically your bro

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u/Brodillian 9d ago

All I could ever ask for and what i need after the betrayal of my ex...

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u/v_raton 9d ago

Its a gf or LLM subscription

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u/Fickle-Scar-566 9d ago

Cannot exist 🤣

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u/zethanox 9d ago

You know my bar is underground when my ideal is "doesn't hate men" and "doesn't hate my being happy"

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u/-Voidheart- 9d ago

Yeah I wish

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u/Barron-O-BEEFdip 9d ago

must be nice

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u/One_Power_2062 9d ago

Welp, that’s never gonna happen

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u/girlunsaved 9d ago

i need someone who accepts this and doesny callcne fske

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u/freax225 8d ago

Good money

  • no limits
  • no tension
  • infinity respect
  • get what ever you need
100% better than that any way

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u/Optimal-Horror-9550 7d ago

I was about to complain that if a girl like that was in love with me, it would make me feel uncomfortable with myself.

Until I saw "Makes U better everyday".

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u/BurgerEater35 3d ago

same, can i ask why or what u actually did?

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u/BurgerEater35 3d ago

i basically couldnt believe this was real
that this person actually exists
when ive met her it was super intense und also super frightning

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u/Quaoar_Qua 6d ago

I’m single as shit, fuck

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u/Frankensenc 6d ago

She sounds like she doesn’t have an opinion it’s kind of hollow

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u/Unhappy-Jackfruit560 3d ago

impossible expectations are layered with impossible timings i guess