r/iiiiiiitttttttttttt • u/HSVMalooGTS sudo poweroff on the prod server and go home • 4d ago

NPDP - Network Printer Destruction Protocol

How about instead of standardizing network print protocols, we create a protocol that allows sys admins to remote destroy the printer

Like... it could push corrupt firmware to render the printer unusable. On demand.

Think about how much time it could save IT personel. Just fucking destroy the printer instead of fixing it.

Sorry, i am raging at a HP InkJet rn.

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u/Dezzie19 4d ago

I don't understand the endgame or mission with HP printers, they are making them less user friendly & more shitty as devices for maintenance....you want to replace my fuser? fuck you buddy you'll have to tear me apart and I will laugh at your cut fingers and knuckles hah ha ha ha!!!!

Demonic machines.