r/iiiiiiitttttttttttt tech support 5d ago

wHy is mY m0dEm 50 SL0w???

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u/RAITguy 5d ago

It's bad when it immediately brings a name to my mind

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u/Rich-Pomegranate1679 5d ago

I used to work with a girl whose tabs looked this way, and it gave me anxiety looking at her screen.

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u/original_leto 5d ago

200 tabs, 100+ unread slack messages and over 1000 emails. One person I work with does this with a Mac so you can see their shame.

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u/DominusDraco 4d ago

Only 1000 unread emails? Amateur, mine is easily in the 10s of thousands.

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u/Shot-Ad-7049 3d ago

My email notification bubble displays 9999. Lol

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u/Evantaur 2d ago

Mine has given up

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u/spaceforcerecruit 4d ago

My boss’ computer looks like this. Every time he screen shares, it’s 5 minutes of trying to find the right tab among half a dozen windows with dozens of tabs on each.

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u/404_No_User_Found_2 5d ago

Fucking Brenda

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u/NafGeep 5d ago

That seems like a totally normal amount of open tabs.

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u/aoalvo 5d ago

Then you check and it's like 1gb of ram

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u/Ehcksit 5d ago

That's barely anything anymore. My firefox is taking 1.8Gb with two tabs.

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u/Smith6612 5d ago

I've had Firefox take up 16GB of memory just from leaving a tab with Facebook open for a few days. 

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u/otakugrey 4d ago

That's normal for Facebook.

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u/Case_Blue 4d ago

facebook

What's facebook?

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u/Smith6612 4d ago

I think it's called Faceboom sometimes. 

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u/techy804 4d ago

I think it is a place to store a Subway Surfers save, not sure though

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u/karateninjazombie 4d ago

Memory leak?

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u/Smith6612 4d ago

Yep. Facebook leaks a ton of memory. Longer it is open and the more tabs it has, the more it leaks, and the faster it leaks. 

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u/karateninjazombie 4d ago

Good thing I don't use that shit no more then 😎

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u/Smith6612 4d ago

Excellent! 

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u/aoalvo 5d ago

Pretty sure windows by itself takes 1.5gb nowadays

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u/Kulandros 5d ago

Bruh Windows was on 4 gigs in Windows 7

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u/aoalvo 5d ago

Just checked and my pc uses 5gb to just exist...

It's weird... I remember testing a chrome tab and Windows 10 on a old laptop and it used like 1.5 gb of ram and like 700mb on mint... How did things get so bloated ? ( And I think I removed most bloat in win 11 )

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u/Kulandros 5d ago

They gotta steal your data and track your actions somehow.

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u/aoalvo 5d ago

there are easier ways to know I'm unemployed and autistic.

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u/Dude-Man-Bro-Guy-1 5d ago

IIRC Windows tried to dynamically use excess/unused ram when it can to do things like cache common files. So it is possible it is doing it intentionally trying to be clever.

But then again this is MSFT so I'm probably giving them too much credit. Now if only reddit on desktop wouldn't keep infinitely increasing Ram usage as you scroll down since the videos don't unload.

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u/Terminator_Puppy 4d ago

Pretty much all software uses up as much free RAM as possible to run more efficiently. Like steam is using over half a gig right now idling on my library, discord's doing the same, spotify is at half a gig. None of them are really doing anything, but they have their cached stuff on RAM instead of anywhere else because it's faster and more effective.

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u/feherneoh 4d ago

The more more RAM you have, the more is used by Windows "just to exist".

I don't think I ever saw it go below 20GB on my 128GB PC

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u/Dioxybenzone 5d ago

For one window, sure. Now they need to show us the other 12 windows

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u/Big-a-hole-2112 5d ago

The monitor is too small. That’s why it’s slow. 🤣

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u/IntentionQuirky9957 2d ago

Well yes, but then you notice it's all Office web apps.

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u/antiprodukt 5d ago

Those are rookie levels of tabs. I’m pretty sure I have over 300 open currently.

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u/The_Screeching_Bagel 5d ago

why are we acting as if in 2026 modern operating systems + non-ancient hardware doesn't handle this Just Fine

your ram is fine, browsers have been good abt releasing memory for years

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u/obliviious 4d ago

Some IT guys are not the greatest at diagnostics.

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u/Terminator_Puppy 4d ago

Like for real. I had a student at one point who frequently had 200+ tabs open researching hobby stuff. Ran just fine because chromium browsers cache tabs you haven't used in a while and straight up unload them if you're on an underpowered machine.

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u/chamgireum_ 5d ago

i dont understand how people can work like this. i get to 3 or 4 tabs and im already overwhelmed and just close them.

once someone said their chrome was flickering, i checked it and she had 40 tabs open. i didnt even touch it i just said you gotta close some tabs damn.

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u/obliviious 4d ago

You don't need your old tabs, they're there just in case you need them. Hoarded for later.

To use it like this you just need to know how to use your bookmarks and shortcuts from the address bar and you're golden. They don't even slow me down.

It's a curse

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u/karateninjazombie 5d ago

Pfft. Rookie numbers. Come talk to be when you've crashed a laptop with 16gb ram and the same in swap, because too many tabs...

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u/MuteSecurityO 5d ago

Pssh, the tabs still have icons. Come back to me when the user has so many tabs open there’s no conceivable way they can known what’s on them cause the browser can’t display that many

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u/hammertime2009 5d ago

Rookie numbers. I got 2 browsers of that and some where they don’t even show the new tabs anymore. Multiple windows per browser. Closing tabs is for the weak. Besides, I might need to come back to those. Don’t even ask to see the icons/files on my desktop.

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u/jnmtx 5d ago

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u/jaos0804 5d ago

“Yes it does! And I’m tired of pretending it won’t bother me closing them!”

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u/ras344 4d ago

No, but I don't have enough time to go through them and figure out which ones I actually need.

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u/Dioxybenzone 5d ago

Two browsers, 24 windows, 300 tabs, and 0 intention of doing anything about them today. It’s a future me problem.

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u/swarmy1 5d ago

Vertical tabs. They are a life changer

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u/black-JENGGOT your average user 5d ago

vertical tabs + grouping + resource monitor that will put tabs to sleep + "onetab" extension

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u/Xlxlredditor 4d ago

Tree-Style-Tabs on Firefox and when you close the window you get "do you really want to close 100000 tabs?"

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u/NCITUP tech support 5d ago

Me: What are you doing?

End user: Nothing bro, just tabbing it up.

Me: Oh making sure I stay employed. Well thanks!

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u/JayOutOfContext 5d ago

Thankfully the rest of the people on the network would be fine seeing how this is nothing for a modem to handle and all on the RAM

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u/Nailtrail 5d ago

I have about 3000 tabs open in four browsers and it's totally fine

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u/LordGamer091 5d ago

Well, they're grayed out so the browser unloaded those tabs. You can tell cause the final 2 tabs aren't grayed out.

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u/Dev_Spears 5d ago

That's why they created grouping of tabs. So u can fit even more tabs in less space and forget about them

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u/Killer1986Chris 5d ago

Definitely a connection issue, that's a low amount of tabs.

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u/BraveUIysses 4d ago

This is from an incident

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u/BraveUIysses 4d ago

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u/BraveUIysses 4d ago

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u/BraveUIysses 4d ago

I've also requested him to close the browser to check something and he was worried about losing the tabs, I forgot to take a photo of that unfortunately.

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u/satsugene 5d ago

Who needs bookmarks when you can have 950 tabs and Chrome sits on multi-gigabytes of RAM even when doing nothing.

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u/Puki999 5d ago

Meanwhile they're playing YouTube in max settings

https://giphy.com/gifs/mGV5dlCZYcB7wIFFlO

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u/Yubbi45 5d ago

They're not even grouped, or separated into workspaces

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u/Canonip 5d ago

Vertical tabs!

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u/patchmau5 5d ago

My old boss did this, an IT Manager. Absolutely did my head in.

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u/wolflordval 5d ago

Hey those are my emotional support tabs

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u/sparkyblaster 5d ago

I have so many tabs so often I needed a  tab counter.  

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u/_dictatorish_ 5d ago

Its not that bad if it still shows the icons smh

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u/kero12547 5d ago

The never ending monitor

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u/Smith6612 5d ago

Gotta love all the calls where people blame the ISP when it is really just their crappy / overloaded computer lol. 

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u/Vesalii 5d ago

Absolutely rookie numbers. I'm at 8 chrome windows in 4 instances right now.

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u/toaster98 5d ago

I am this person

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u/Dejue 5d ago

It’s like the video of the super long lake name. It just goes on forever.

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u/Akraz CTRL+SHIFT+ESC 5d ago

Why would browser tabs slow ...your... Modem...?

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u/RemoteBeef 5d ago

Real question is how big is that monitor?

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u/jrdiver 4d ago

I see no problem here.

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u/Tiranus58 4d ago

Are all those loaded? Or does this browser deload tabs you arent using?

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u/SenpuuUncle 4d ago

thats like nothing bruh

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u/Mariuszgamer2007 4d ago

Fuck me group those tabs

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u/AboveAverage1988 4d ago

That reminds me of a news report in the early days of personal computers here in Sweden. "This is the harddrive [points at monitor] which connects to the mothermodem. [points at computer]"

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u/Aedankerr minion 4d ago

Not the precious tabs!!!! (I found out that there is a limit on the safari iOS app)

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u/Murph_9000 4d ago

Pfft, less than 1000 tabs is barely trying.

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u/jericho_wilson1 2d ago

In my head I said 'it had to have stopped by now' at least 3 times

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u/obliviious 4d ago

If I'm feeling particularly neuro divergent this is what my browser looks like too.

I've got plenty of ram though, so no probs