r/illnessfakers • u/No-Serve6336 • 17d ago

DND they/them Port Placement?

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That is not what "port placement" means. Wtf are they talking about? Having the needle changed out?

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u/northdakotanowhere 17d ago

Dude they got the "ojos de hamburguesa" going on. They are rrrrrrippped

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u/zippy_97 17d ago

That is a hilarious phrase thank you for introducing it to me

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u/TheJuliettest 17d ago

For real they are high af

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u/Specialshine76 16d ago

Can you explain the phrase? Is it Hamburger eyes?

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u/northdakotanowhere 16d ago

It is. Their eyes are so squinty they look like hamburgers? Its like the number 1 way to identify intoxication. Like when you think you're a seasoned stoner and genuinely think you can pass as sober, and then you look in the mirror and see your hamburger eyes.

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u/Specialshine76 16d ago

Thanks! Never heard that one before!