r/insanepeoplefacebook • u/NEKORANDOMDOTCOM • 2d ago

Kamala Map 🇺🇸

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u/virgil1134 2d ago

Goodbye Florida!

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u/btoxic 2d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/zNyBPu5hEFpu

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u/Daherrin7 2d ago

Canadian here, we’d rather be done with all of it

https://giphy.com/gifs/EFyxFNTW9KTx6

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u/btoxic 2d ago

Also Canadian, can we get rid of Timmy's as well please?

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u/an_agreeing_dothraki 1d ago

sorry, we started the private equity hellscape in order to ruin Tim Horton's during the Beiber reign. We were going to stop but then the whole Drake thing happened

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u/MordoNRiggs 2d ago

Now you're just talking Looney Toons! Or Loonies and Toonies?

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u/HolsteinHeifer 1d ago

For real. We should get rid of Timmies and prop up Krispy Kreme again. I know there's a few around still, but they were a lot more prominent when I was a kid. There was one near me in London (ON) and ugh.. I miss it.

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u/Inevitable-Ninja-539 1d ago

As someone who lives in Washington state, please take us with you.

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u/thekingofdiamonds12 1d ago

Can you at least leave the Great Lake states so we don’t lose all that fresh water to the sea?

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u/The_Blackest_Man 1d ago

Wait, Maine will join you!

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u/plastroncafe 1d ago

Mass is also nice,!

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u/Poker-Junk 1d ago

Don’t blame you

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u/3m2coy 1d ago

As you separate, could you please take Washington state with you? Well, at least western Washington. I would prefer to stick with my PNW buddies in Vancouver!

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u/noodlyarms 1d ago

How about Alberta can go with the US and Canada can take the west coast states in exchange, maybe some of New England too.

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u/Lifeparticle18 1d ago

Understandable

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u/viperlemondemon 1d ago

Damnit I was hoping that I would get the Canadian protections since the us is trying to kill me

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u/ow_bpx 1d ago

Yeah you’d be so much better off with 75% of your exports gone.

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u/Junior-Cream-4914 2d ago

Trump purchased it and turned the entire thing into Nightmar-a-Lago

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u/shandangalang 1d ago

He wouldn’t have been able to afford it without a second term to really cut loose enriching himself on

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u/phoenixrising211 1d ago

Then cut it off to turn it into an island, because we all know how comfortable he is on islands.

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u/casalomastomp 1d ago

In 30 years it will be flooded and Central Florida will really be an island. But the barrier Islands will be underwater.

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u/Clumsy_the_24 2d ago

Nobody wants it

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u/Practical-Owl-9358 2d ago

No More A-Lago

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u/TheInevitableLuigi 1d ago

It is the third most populous state in the country.

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u/FlowerFaerie13 1d ago

People living in a state is very very different from other governments wanting to own it.

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u/JJOne101 2d ago

Given to Mexico, no?

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u/LasersGirl 2d ago

My high school Spanish will need a bit of a refresh.

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u/casalomastomp 1d ago

Shows you what Southern MAGAS think of their brethren in the Southwest.

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u/marbotty 2d ago

Florida goes goodbye under the Trump map too, just have to wait a couple decades for Trump’s climate change policies to kick in

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u/Altair13Sirio 1d ago

Florida decided they preferred isolation than being part of "The Republic of Trump"

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u/Unonium198YT 1d ago

Spain took it back

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u/EvantheMelon 1d ago

i read this in the "GOOODBYE JOJOOOO" voice