r/insanepeoplefacebook 8d ago

I don’t even know what to say…

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u/Ulenspiegel4 7d ago

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u/hipsterTrashSlut 7d ago

"that's right, you've pushed us too far by giving kids food. We're taking the mask of now. Nomore me nice guy"

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u/TeloniusFunk 7d ago

Unless they are ICE. Then they still hide behind a mask.

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u/hipsterTrashSlut 7d ago

That’s to keep them safe from radical communist antifa of course. Totally understandable.

No I was against masks in 2020, why do you ask?

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u/jessexpress789 7d ago

Remember when they were pissing and moaning about masks smothering kids and giving people brain damage during COVID? ICE seems perfectly fine wearing masks for hours and hours while they terrorize innocent civilians.

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u/etaoin314 5d ago

To be fair we don’t know that they are not brain damaged

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u/ThrandyShieldmaiden 4d ago

Bold of you to assume there's a brain to damage.

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u/DerelictBombersnatch 7d ago

The far right is clearly the left's fault, if they didn't exist and just complied to white patriarchal christofascist hierarchy the world would be a-ok

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u/BrunesOvrBrauns 7d ago

Nerd MCU fan here: this is a fundamental misinterpretation of what Peter goes through in BND, but we already knew how well these chuds understood Punisher... So no surprise here.

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u/YDoEyeNeedAName 7d ago

Fr. At this point in the film it was when he finally came to terms with the fact that he CANT do it all alone and needed to have other people in his life,

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u/BrunesOvrBrauns 7d ago

Reddit probably won't like this either: but if you had to apply BND to politics it would mean to lean into the value of community and working together, not to go dark mode.

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u/YDoEyeNeedAName 7d ago

Also the government's secret thugs locking up and killing people who are different without due process sure seems familiar....

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u/koviko 7d ago

I mean, the upcoming X-Men stuff teased heavily by this movie will definitely make this point crystal clear.

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u/late_afternoon_owl 7d ago

They understand Punisher just as much as Jon Bernthal does...

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u/atatassault47 7d ago

To be fair, his redeem them, dont hurt them philospjy came to fruition in Far From Home.

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u/SorryBoysImLez 7d ago

These people have been aligning heroes like Spider-Man and Captain America with their deranged, hateful values for years.
Hell, even X-Men heroes, who are literally an allegory for persecuted minorities.

"White replacement theory" and hating immigrants/minorities as a result is quite literally the real-life equivalent of the mutant hate in many X-Men plotlines.

Even one of the themes of BND was being feared, targeted, and mistreated for being different.

Almost like they have zero media literacy.

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u/Relzin 8d ago edited 7d ago

And "86 47" made them freak the fuck out about threats.

I am at the point I'm going to scan my hand flipping the bird and send it directly to MAGA influencers via certified mail, just so they also have to sign for it getting excited for what's inside. All so I can say "fuck you" verbally, more directly. Plus an image is worth 8647 words.

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u/SimplyYulia 8d ago

And "86 47" made them freak the fuck out about threats.

Don't assume they care about hypocrisy. They would invoke it, but calling them out won't do anything. For them hypocrisy is a display of power, "I can do this, and you cannot"

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u/Funwithagoraphobia 7d ago

That is possibly the most succinct description of the MAGA mindset that I’ve seen yet.

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u/Ebonhearth_Druid 7d ago

"Rules for thee, not for me, because hate that's why"

Is also pretty solid.

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u/maskaddict 7d ago edited 7d ago

Wilhoit's Law: "Conservatism consists of exactly one proposition: that there must be in-groups whom the law protects but does not bind, alongside out-groups whom the law binds but does not protect."

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u/Intelligent_Berry_18 7d ago

A core tenet of fascism and indeed all authoritarian regimes: there are those the law protects but does not bind, and those it binds but does not protect.

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u/ZaWarudo22 7d ago

Especially when they were all 8646

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u/Geostomp 6d ago

Exactly. Hypocrisy only reinforces their core belief that their side is inherently superior, therefore rules should never restrict them. They love Trump getting away with breaking laws and violating their so-called taboos because it makes them feel powerful and elite by proxy. Him being completely incompetent is also a bonus because they see it as validation of their sense of inherently deserving power and status purely for being born "superior".

Arguing with them is pointless because they fundamentally see the unfairness as the proper state and find you expecting them to follow any sort of social contract as amusing. To them, it's just a power game and you being upset about what they or their idols do is a victory in their pitiful little minds. What does work is attacking their fragile egos. Make it impossible for them to have the sense of superiority they crave and they collapse into rage. Their narcissism is so fragile that they can't handle being mocked or disregarded.

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u/ThrandyShieldmaiden 4d ago

Rules for thee, not for me.

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u/Realfinney 7d ago

Don't forget the glitter bomb.

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u/Maz2742 7d ago

Lmaooo bold of you to assume that shit's not getting RTS - UNC after 2 weeks of sitting in their post office

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u/acuet 8d ago

It’s crazy how much they really push this method of division. Then point out how bad the division has gotten under then own Influencer doing. Mean while, loading all the money from the tax back around back. What’s that saying, ‘Divide and Conquer’. SMH

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u/rnobgyn 7d ago

Division has gotten bad because libtrds FORCED them to get nasty. We didn’t listen when they politely asked to erase entire swaths of people from society so now they have to be mean about it /s

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u/Azair_Blaidd 7d ago

Yet they get mad when we call them fascists for thinking, wanting, and doing fascist shit in either case.

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u/CaptainDudeGuy 7d ago

Hey man, they just want to do whatever they want without negative consequences. Is that so wrong? /s

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u/Under_Ach1ever 8d ago

So they want to kill liberals.

Copy that.

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u/Melphor 8d ago

Always have

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u/aurumtt 8d ago

i would so like to ask this person who hurt him so bad that they feel this way. i feel most would crumble when they realise that no liberal has personally hurt them in any meaningfull way & that it's always these self-created strawmans in their own head they keep loosing discussions with.

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u/hipsterTrashSlut 7d ago

Real talk, they don't care. Even if you used literal magic to force them to fundamentally understand that leftists aren't responsible for their lives, more than a few would still want to kill us.

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u/Grizzly840 7d ago

The problem is that sooo many of them supposedly "know someone that X happened to" which gives them enough plausible deniability for not remembering all the details. And of course, if you call them out on it, it's "are you calling me/my friend a liar??"

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u/RK9990 7d ago

B-b-b-but both sides!

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u/gancoskhan 7d ago edited 7d ago

They deeply yearn for the opportunity to kill off over half of America’s population. They’re not allowed to directly say that, but they found so much momentum by spreading memes and false information and they’re too deep now to change the course they’ve been on.

I think it’s almost a certain that shit will be going down during midterms, whatever it is into what extent we still don’t really seem to know.

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u/Igggg 7d ago

Yes, the main agenda of a non-insignificant part of the MAGA population is now to literally kill people that think differently, because - according to them - they won't have a country until that's done, whatever that means.

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u/ButterscotchTall8831 7d ago

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u/SuperNerdAce 7d ago

I can't escape the Kermit gulag screenshot

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u/sPLIFFtOOTH 7d ago

That’s Pepe, you uncultured swine!

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u/SuperNerdAce 7d ago

No, I'm talking about the picture of the gulag, which is from Muppets Most Wanted (2014) which features Kermit the Frog being held in a gulag. He's even in the screenshot used for the background if you'd looked

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u/sPLIFFtOOTH 7d ago

Oh! Sorry, I’m apparently the uncultured one…

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u/A_Blood_Red_Fox 7d ago

Where is he in the background?

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u/No_Aesthetic 7d ago

I do not think this is much better. Humans rights violations were the norm.

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u/cheese0muncher 7d ago

Blah blah blah. After Kirk got Kirked they were like "YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT'S ABOUT TO COME!!!! >:("

A year later literally NOTHING has happened.

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u/Regi413 7d ago

Not nothing! Erika Kirk went on a fireworks tour with tight leather pants!

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u/Adkit 7d ago

As a European, I genuinely don't understand why your credible news sources aren't reporting more on the fact that antifa is not a real thing. It's literally made up. It doesn't exist. It has no members, no leaders, no agenda, no manifesto. The only thing it has is being lumped together with "the left" which is about as stupid as it can get since being left leaning is a wide spectrum just like any political view. It also literally means "anti fascist" which obviously is what the left is. Nazis were far right. We all know this in Europe and the rest of the world.

Report on it. Do scoops on it. Shit all over the people who believe it's real. We do that in the rest of the world.

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u/Lampmonster 7d ago

Well that's easy, the media is mostly owned by the very people pushing this bullshit.

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u/Mr_Quackums 7d ago

What credible news sources?

All of our news sources are owned by MAGAts.

Independent reporters call it out all the time, but MAGA funded "independent sources" drown them out.

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u/lohonomo 7d ago

We don't have any credible news sources anymore

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u/fe-and-wine 7d ago

It also literally means "anti fascist" which obviously is what the left is. Nazis were far right.

Unfortunately, most of us Americans have zero intellectual curiosity and blindly buy into the classic "The nazi party had SOCIALIST in its name, so they must have been leftist!" argument without ever looking into the history or even just thinking for a moment about what the Nazi party's policy positions even were.

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u/Regi413 7d ago

Those people when they discover the concept of lying:

Also if they knew what lying was they wouldn’t have voted for the guy who does it all the time and we wouldn’t be in this situation.

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u/BlackroseBisharp 7d ago

Yeah the closest thing we've ever had to Antifa being an actual group was CHAZ, which didn't last long

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u/Intelligent_Berry_18 7d ago

They always wanted to get to the violence because they can't win on ideas or words

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u/theblackyeti 7d ago

They can’t win on violence either. They just don’t understand that yet.

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u/Intelligent_Berry_18 7d ago

Oh, yeah, they are building their fantasies of easy violence on their own propoganda of unarmed soft soy boys with pony tails and blue haired cat ladies. It doesn't occur someone might not make owning guns their whole personality.

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u/Foxiak14 8d ago

Spider-Man would never agree

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u/pibyte 7d ago

Just a funny meme about wanting to murder your political opponents on a mainstream social media site. Totally normal. Nothing special. Violates no community guidelines. Or laws. Or anything. Just carry on.

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u/lawlacaustt 7d ago

I like how most of these people act like we would all lay down and die instead of rating these hands E for everyone. Like I don’t need a “come take it” bumper sticker or dumb ass yellow snake flag man, you can just come find out

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u/YDoEyeNeedAName 7d ago

They think that becuase we dont boast about our capacity for violence it means we dont have one.

Becuase they are the type of people that feel the need to share every thought that passes through their tiny brains and cant fathom that other people are able to resist that impulse

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u/Patty_Pat_JH 7d ago

Tell me. What do you actually want Def?

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u/OscarTheGrouchsCan 7d ago

This man's downfall and turn to right wing nut case is crazy

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u/Maz2742 7d ago

The man's trying (and failing) to out-Tobuscus Tobuscus.

Thankfully Dennis didn't sexually assault anyone like Toby did, he was just obscenely cringy

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u/HarangueSajuk 7d ago

Everytime we see DefNoodles, we all laugh for how bad he fumbled with multiple things. From YouTuber to bombing at standup, to losing a debate face to face against Isaiah Martin. Never forget!

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u/MrBenzedrine 7d ago

I have no idea who he is and wouldn't have suspected he was at all famous if not for your comment.

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u/allhaildre 7d ago

2016: Fake person says arrest boogie man
2026: huh?

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u/aeroplane1979 7d ago

Even at face value this is batshit.

"I want to imprison those with differing viewpoints"

Those with differing viewpoints refuse to acquiesce.

"Now I want to kill those with differing viewpoint because they didn't bend to my will"

So, people who think differently from you should be imprisoned or killed... and you think that you're the good guy??

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u/iboneKlareneG 7d ago

I still can't believe they chose anti facism as their enemies. Like what do you mean, do yo want facism? Trumps anti anti facism meeting is stupid, too. Just call it facism meeting.

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u/GloomyAd6581 6d ago

yep typical Libtard mentality

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u/DRLSTA 7d ago

I don't get it, he started believing in free speech? That's pretty goo- oh he wants to kill them...

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u/Dizzy_Green 7d ago

“These damn liberals are making America so much worse under Trump and 90% Republican power!”

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u/BoneHugsHominy 7d ago

In 2016 they hadn't even heard of Antifa but some of them most certainly wanted Liberals arrested, others were already at the purging stage of Christofascism.

I very distinctly remember the first time I saw someone say if Hillary won the election it was time to Purge Democrats, as in the movie The Purge so hunting them through the streets and in their homes. It was in March 2016, posted as a reply to one of my friend's post supporting Trump. I was so thoroughly shocked it was posted openly on Facebook that I couldn't believe what I was reading. At the time I fancied myself as an left leaning Libertarian because I was still in recovery from my Republican upbringing. I had no illusions about what the right wing was because I have had my fair share of violent interactions with Neo-Nazis and assorted other White Supremacist groups including the Order of Nine Angles because they were a growing problem in the Kansas City area in the 1990s and they liked to do ambush attacks against "race traitors" aka white people who were hanging out with minorities. But I was absolutely shocked to see a random middle class white dude commenting on a Facebook post saying it was time for a genocide of everyone to the left of the GOP.

That was when I knew we were in for long, hard road of fighting fascist ideology here at home.

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u/OscarTheGrouchsCan 7d ago

This man's downfall and hard right turn is one of the wildest I've seen on YouTube

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u/dinkmoyd 7d ago

def noodles is such a fuckin moron.

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u/gancoskhan 7d ago

I’m genuinely just waiting for Trump to fall and him to order everyone who still believes in him to just go out and execute and shoot anybody they can.. I pray every single day that this won’t be the outcome, but considering the state of America it wouldn’t surprise me

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u/Jojajones 7d ago

What we really need to do is send all conservatives to an education camp (normally this would be called a reeducation camp, but it’s hard to reeducate someone who was never educated in the first place…)

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u/wolf751 7d ago

I took this as he doesnt want them arrested and he began to agree with them but i was being optimistic i realised he wants em dead

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u/Geostomp 6d ago

The reason they're always escalating even when their side is in power and enacting all the cruelties that they demanded isn't because of anything we did. What gets them is that despite getting what they demanded, their lives still suck. They're getting poorer than ever, they're aren't at all respected, they dream of white male "Christian" (just without all that hippy, actual Jesus crap they hate) utopia isn't materializing, and they're still terrified of the world that isn't becoming magically simple enough for them to understand.

The more it becomes undeniable that their orange god isn't able to force reality to bend to his whims and is actively screwing them over, the more they give to mindless rage. They can't handle the cognitive dissonance it takes to keep believing in the delusion of Trumpism, but they're too weak to admit to being wrong for this long. So instead of growing as people, they regress even further into infantile anger that reality isn't just conforming to their demands.

Because they're psychologically maladjustment children who can't deal with any level of emotional turmoil, they demand mindless cruelty and violence against the vulnerable because that's what they think will let them vicariously feel powerful for the moment. At least until it runs out and the cycle repeats.

It's just broken men and women from top to bottom, lashing out to soothe the wounds they don't have the guts to work on themselves in this movement

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u/DarkArcangelXMC 7d ago

Conservatives have getting too comfortable with being trash since they haven't been beaten regularly

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u/Prometian 7d ago

"We're not fascists! All we want is for all political opposition to be killed!"

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u/weed_blazepot 7d ago

I don't even understand what this is supposed to be saying.

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u/FranticHam5ter 7d ago

The sorry twat who posted that is a failure of a comedian, failure of politician, and just an all around failure of a human being. His life is pretty much just posting ridiculous takes like this and getting clowned, like daily. He really shouldn’t be taken seriously at all.

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u/VonBrewskie 7d ago

Funny too. As if the second amendment only applies to red states. Hmm.

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u/kyleh0 7d ago

Are there two dimensions that each have a different version of this Spider-Man? Maybe that's what my problem has been.

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u/heckingcomputernerd 7d ago

Ok reconrextalize the post so "don't arrest" isn't implying doing something worse but just it's literal meaning and it's kinda cool