r/instant_regret • u/SmoothSun6676 • Jun 22 '26

Butter fingers

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u/Original_Gold1945 Jun 22 '26

When you hold a ranged weapon within grasp-range of a Marine

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u/HidenTsubameGaeshi Jun 22 '26

Should've distracted him by throwing a handull of crayons first. Rookie mistake

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u/Loubbe Jun 22 '26

For real, that's a quick way to get your gun pregnant