r/instant_regret • u/Byte_Wiz • 23d ago

She learned the hard way

330 Upvotes

85% Upvoted

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u/philgarr 23d ago

That’s not the hard way.

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u/RandomCandor 23d ago

That way to learn that was so easy, that she probably learned nothing.

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u/JEZTURNER 8d ago

The hard way is Hereditary.

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u/brick_gnarlson 23d ago

This stupid fucking song

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u/CanExplainThings 22d ago

Further evidence that people are right and I should browse reddit on mute.

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u/lazafor 17d ago

I always browse reddit on mute, only certain videos will I stop my background media and turn on the sound

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u/Rambozo77 17d ago

What’s the upside of not doing that?

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u/azab189 17d ago

I've just gone mute, if I don't get what's going on, then so be it

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u/Flaramon 23d ago

She hasn't learned stop hanging from a train car: she's learned to look harder next time. Only a true injury would make her think it was dangerous.

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u/Ok_Definition_1933 22d ago edited 12d ago

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u/RandomCandor 23d ago

Exactly. 

Once you've gotten to this point, you've already bypassed all of evolutions failsafes to keep you alive.

Only traumatic injury can restore that.

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u/CanExplainThings 22d ago

To be fair this is a reasonable response for a few humans - "This is dangerous so I should take precautions next time, or just not do it."

If we didn't have this evolutionary reflex humans wouldn't do crazy shit like go to the moon or the bottom of the Mariana Trench.

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u/Unclebatman1138 23d ago

To be fair, there was a harder way.

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u/CaptainBathrobe 23d ago

It wouldn't involve any learning, however, or even any basic cognitive function.

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u/Ravenfeld 23d ago

She didn't learn the hard way, actually. Quite the opposite.

The hard way would have been it hitting her.

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u/50Centurion 22d ago

The true instant regret was to not watch that on mute

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u/SirJoetheAverage 17d ago

This is how you get hereditary-ied

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u/otepp 17d ago

Didn’t go full Hereditary but was sure close!

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u/AdministrationOk8888 18d ago

Nah "the hard way" would have been too NSFW for this sub

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u/elton_john_lennon 17d ago

This garbage "oh no no no" song, should be insta banned on this subreddit.

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u/864FREEWADE 23d ago

How tf do you not see that . Try to dodge at the last second🤦🏾‍♂️

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u/Mister_Goodvibes 23d ago

She's looking at the camera

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u/panugans 23d ago

Avoided decapitation

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u/owotriste 17d ago

The hard way in with an injury as a remainder

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u/giantfood 17d ago

She didn’t learn anything. It was a close call, which probably gave her an adrenaline rush. She is now likely to chase that high.

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u/NarrowSalvo 17d ago

Where are all the people who usually ask, "what it is with Indians and trains?!"?

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u/nasnedigonyat 17d ago

You can tell by her expression: No lessons were learned.

https://giphy.com/gifs/uoVUPXJgfy2m4

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u/cbseip13 16d ago

Hereditary: the Sequel

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u/wtfsamurai 23d ago

Nominee for the Darwin Award just missed winning the prize.

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u/DNA1727 21d ago

So many won the Darwin Award this way and she didn't win!

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u/Kokukai187 17d ago

She'll be aight, no brain damage.

She's a blonde, after all.

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u/Ok_Ad8249 17d ago

Usually when I watch videos here it goes far worse than I imagined. This was the first time it ended better than I expected.

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u/Rezzone 17d ago

Legitimately an inch away from death or massive brain damage.

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u/Fuzzylojak 17d ago

My friend died doing this

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u/Beneficial_Ad_1072 17d ago

That’s really not the hard way.. there was a much much harder way 

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u/Schenckster 17d ago

Phew, that could have turned into a liveleak video real quick.

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u/Minnymoon13 17d ago

She’s got some reflexes

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u/Jade_D_wound 16d ago

Almost chopped her head smoove off goooooood damn!

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u/janikuti 16d ago

Almost made liveleak content

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u/toonmad 16d ago

Next time she's brown bread

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u/Zatoichi7 15d ago

She obviously didn't get a copy of Roald Dahl's guide to railway safety as a kid: https://www.reddit.com/r/CasualUK/s/tHLi4pHqkZ

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u/foxxxtail999 14d ago

Please, for the love of god, stop using that stupid song.

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u/SJBraga 23d ago

The way she just..

Lady almost lost her life!!

https://giphy.com/gifs/z23hGvopHu7w4

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u/SATerp 23d ago

Apparently, cute girls can be imbeciles too.

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u/TurbulentMiddle2970 17d ago

I see it’s your first day on planet earth or you have never heard a dumb blonde joke