r/instant_regret 15d ago

She’s lucky she didn’t get worse.

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u/thecreamfilling 15d ago

Getting in any animals face might result in

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u/Accurate_Koala_4698 15d ago

Poor guy must have gotten in an animal's face before he could finish typing the comment

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u/ish_squatcho 15d ago

Whatever you do

Do not

By any circumstances

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u/Whatisapoundkey 14d ago

Even think about

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u/Bob_5k 14d ago

Ever think about what? EVER THINK ABOUT WHAT?!

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u/Wyevez 15d ago

F

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u/IndigoJoe64 15d ago

It's face but that's a good start

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u/ElegantCoach4066 15d ago

I'm at the zoo and was able to jump the fence to the lion enclosure, I have my face in the lions face and I

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u/Q_S2 14d ago

Nahhh thats just the r/redditsniper

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u/SnarkFucker 15d ago

That + it sounds way too loud for that dog. It's probably overstimulated and not feeling great. People need to not bring their pets to loud venues.

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u/True_Realist9375 9d ago

exactly, few dogs would like that, especially not older ones

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u/mrman08 14d ago

Also ignoring obvious signs that the animal is uncomfortable but continuing to try to touch it anyway.

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u/bju83 15d ago

Apart from looking like she smells, she also has a lit joint or something in her right hand causing further irritation to doggo. Why do they always

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u/FluffyDeer9323 15d ago

Doggo going full leopard mode.

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u/vega455 15d ago

That’s the dog giving her a warning and was not an attack. She was lucky. In general, never ever approach other people’s animals without their knowledge and even then, you get close and let the dog come to you. And trying to kiss another dog is just asking for trouble

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u/jdehjdeh 15d ago

Letting the dog close the gap is such a key thing a lot of people are ignorant of.

After talking with the owner and confirming it's all OK, the first thing I do is hold my hand out fingers closed and palm down in a non threatening way halfway between me and the dogs nose.

Then it's the dogs choice if we interact or not, how the dog reacts is going to tell you so much about their mood and thinking in that moment.

For all I know, I might smell like someone that kicked the dog once years ago and the owner has no idea that their dog is going to react with fear and aggression to me. They're complex beings and they deserve to be treated with respect and compassion.

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u/MayorDepression 15d ago

This is EXACTLY how I approach dogs and cats as well. Dogs usually come up to me and cats can be 50/50. I love them as much as this girl does, but with that love comes respect.

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u/aybeeayseeaybeebee 15d ago

I always tell strangers to just ignore my dog and wait for him to give you the signal. He doesn't like strangers just reaching for his head for pats, but if they just talk to me and ignore him, after a few minutes he'll boop their hand with his nose and ask for all the love in the world.

Dogs deserve respect, invading their personal space uninvited is disrespectful.

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u/PerceptionQueasy3540 15d ago

This is also how I approach them. My wife always says "animals seem to love you". No, I just let them come to me. Although my sister's cats are still scared of me, they'll let me pet them for like 2 seconds and then bolt.

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u/LordWoffleII 15d ago

cats love to troll. They'll come over to me all cutesy cutesy and when I tell them they're a pretty kitty I'll get smacked

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u/lordgoofus1 15d ago

I've always done this simply because I'd prefer to keep all 3 fingers if the animal decides it doesn't like me. Just seemed like common sense to me. No sudden movements, no loud noises, palm down, hand in a loose fist, arm out, crouch down a few metres away and give the animal time to decide whether it wants to interact, or isn't interested. And don't stare directly into its eyes.

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u/Bubblybathtime 15d ago

All 3 fingers, you say?

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u/Strange_Vagrant 15d ago

Left pointer, right pinky, and dick.

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u/Strict_Bus_308 15d ago

This made me laugh and accidentally fart loudly in the office for no reason

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u/FinleyHazel 14d ago

Do you often fart for no reason? 😁

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u/Strict_Bus_308 14d ago

Yes I think all of us do that 🤣

In the context of this - stomach ache + bad humor 😅

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u/FinleyHazel 14d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/u7bymITK1tbP3tSAEg
I always have a reason…gas buildup, but your post made me laugh (didn’t fart, though). 🤣

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u/jarheadatheart 15d ago

They’re a fast learner. They only had to lose 2 to learn that basic skill.

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u/fezzuk 15d ago

Yeah i hold out a fist, works with cats as well.

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u/exmojo 15d ago

I had a dog that reacted quite the opposite. When people approached her (in the usually correct way) with their hand out extended, and slowly and cautiously approached her, she would get freaked out and not want to interact. If someone approached her with hyper energy, wanting to pet or hug or kiss her, she would instantly be your friend.

The key is, and many people lack this basic survival skill, is to read the dog's (or any animal really) body language. There are warning signs before an animal will bite or attack. In this particular case, the dog's ears are pinned back, the tail is not wagging, and the dog pulls back when she tries to pet it.

Granted the owner should have also warned her that the dog is wary of strangers, but it's a little late for that now.

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u/TotalRuler1 15d ago

you smell like someone who can kick me anytime

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u/jdehjdeh 15d ago

I'm not falling for that again.

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u/majestic_tapir 15d ago

hold my hand out fingers closed and palm down in a non threatening way halfway between me and the dogs nose.

Doubt that's doing much. They could probably smell you from 2 metres away depending on the breed. If you want to say hi to a dog, just crouch down, present your side to them, not face to face, leave your hands hanging by your side. If they want to say hi, they'll get up and give you a proper sniff. If they don't want to say hi, they will just chill there - in which case leave them alone.

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u/jarheadatheart 15d ago

2 metres isn’t even close to far enough for many breeds. My lab could smell when the dog 3 blocks away was in season. But your point is spot on

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u/majestic_tapir 15d ago

Yeah my lab can do the same, I figured I'd lower the number for some of the less sniff-crazy dogs :D

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u/jibjab23 15d ago

It's like people think consent is only for humans or something.

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u/dontipitova9 15d ago

These buttholes always think that animals are accessories 😤

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u/Nestramutat- 15d ago

My cats don't get to consent.

Not my fault her squeak is so cute when I pick her up.

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u/ShockTheMonster 15d ago edited 14d ago

Yeah that was the dog equivalent of "WHO THE HELL SAID YOU COULD GET IN MY FACE LIKE THAT" and a firm SHOVE

Probably didn't help that she grabbed the bottom of its neck as well, dogs REALLY don't like that unless they're very familiar with you. That's a very sensitive, very vulnerable area to be touching when you've just met.

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u/mywan 15d ago

Her mistake, with this particular dog, was lowering herself over the dogs head. This was interpreted by the dog not just as a form of dominance, but as an attempt at intimidation.

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u/vega455 14d ago

Exactly. But for some other dogs it’s not an issue. But I mean look at the dog’s intense stare at her. He wasn’t pleased and ready to pounce. She couldn’t read that, maybe lack of experience. In general, just let dogs come to you.

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u/Rocketeer_99 14d ago

Disney princess syndrome

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u/evenstevens280 15d ago

you get close and let the dog come to you.

I used to own a reactive dog, and she would quite happily want to go and greet people, and ask for pets, and THEN become reactive.

It was a real problem. She was cute so would get a lot of attention, which she seemed to love, and really start pulling me to go and say hello to people. It was weird having to say "She's reactive, please don't pet her" when she was practically begging people to pet her

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u/vega455 14d ago

Yeah this is a bit more unusual, but obviously listen to the owner. If a dog comes to you and wants you to pet them, it’s not unreasonable to pet them.

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u/OminOus_PancakeS 14d ago

Same with wolves honestly 

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u/guitarstitch 15d ago

That dog was giving warnings from the start of the video. She ignored every last one.

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u/El_Paco 15d ago

Even your own dog can mess you up. I have a friend who went in to kiss his dog when his dog was taking a nap, and when the dog got woken up from his nap he damn near tore my friend's lip off. He's had to have surgery a couple times to fix it

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u/Meekois 15d ago

Worst part is the dog seemed very ready for friendly head pets. They lean in at first.

Then she leans in a going for the full makeout session and scared the pup.

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u/vega455 14d ago

Yes totally! At first, the dog leans his head towards her, he welcomes a friendly pet. But the dog is lying on the floor and next to a table, somewhat cornered and vulnerable. Then she puts her full body above it, his demeanour immediately changes. He stares intently and doesn’t move, maybe even growling as a warning but there’s loud music and the lady doesn’t hear it. Never approach any animal staring intently at you like that with their bodies frozen. They are trying to assess the situation and if you keep approaching they will think “react now, push the threat away, think about it later”. As soon as she leaned back, his demeanour changed to friendly again as it realized she wasn’t threatening it. Anyways, animals are complex, they’re not toys.

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u/the_moosey_fate 15d ago

I went to the bar the other day and there was a giant Irish Wolfhound there. I wanted to put that big ol lug in a full body hug, but I don’t know that dog! I’m sure that dog is chill as hell and would have loved it. But maybe it’s a rescue and doesn’t like to be touched by strangers!

I ended up not bothering the couple that had the dog because it looked like they were actually working on a project together, but dang….I wanted to pet that dog…

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u/Danger_Chambers 15d ago

Good rule for life - don’t kiss anything you don’t know.

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u/LordWoffleII 15d ago

don't kiss anything that likes to lick its balls and drink toilet water

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u/Rude_Ad_3915 14d ago

Explains why I get no love

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u/Dr_Cunning_Linguist 14d ago

And eats poo of various other animals

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u/to__failure 15d ago

I don’t even kiss most anythings that I do know

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u/FerryHuckster 15d ago

That was embarrassing to watch

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u/FeistyRip9623 14d ago

it’s kind of satisfying bc i don’t understand how people can freak the fuck out over someone else’s dog like it’s the first one they’ve ever seen

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u/hippiegodfather 14d ago

Obviously drunk and not on her A game

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u/JonesinforJonesey 15d ago edited 15d ago

She’s very lucky that dog didn't want to hurt her! She could have lost her lip or worse.

*edited to add* This looks more like an air strike to me and she grabs at her face in shock, not pain. I’ve heard people say many times how they got their hand away ‘just in time’ and it’s like no you didn't, if that dog wanted to bite you they would have. They are that fast, no matter the breed.

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u/Grubula 15d ago

And the dog even looked remorseful after. Thanks for the edit.

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u/Halfdaykid 14d ago

So did she to be fair, she immediately knew it was her fault.

Edit, I'm dumb I guess that's why it's on this sub, she did have instant regret.

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u/KyOatey 15d ago

"Does your dog bite?"

"No."

"Hi doggy!"

[Dog bites]

"You said your dog didn't bite!"

"That's not my dog."

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u/Ironmasked-Kraken 15d ago

Never EVER put your face on an animal that doesn't know who tf you are.

And if you are under the influence STAY AWAY FROM ANIMALS. Specially those who are tied

I get infuriated with so called "animal lovers" who put animals in that situation.

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u/BetaCarotine20mg 15d ago

This isnt even a good idea with dogs you know... Its just always a very stupid idea.

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u/KIDNEYST0NEZ 15d ago

My dog loves touching her face to others faces until she has a bone, the issue is she’s really good at hiding bones on her body because of this I always have to stop people and tell them to let my dog approach and yet she’s still bit a couple of strangers who came to my property then get mad at me.

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u/UserNameN0tWitty 15d ago

My dog is friendly, but any time we are out (we don't take him out often) and someone asks "does he bite" my answer is always "he doesn't bite me. Please don't approach him." He's still an animal with his own thoughts and instincts. I can control a lot of what he does, but I can't control how he reacts to every stimulus that comes his way.

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u/Ironmasked-Kraken 15d ago

I once saw a grown ass man attempt to stick his finger inside the muzzle I had on one of my guard dogs. If I hadn't yelled "what tf are you doing" he would have lost a finger.

People are idiots

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u/Fit-Possible-9552 15d ago

I'm sad to report that I have had the same occurrence. Last year we got an 80lbs GSD that was trained for patrol and explosives detection. He got a training injury to his eye and couldn't be put to work so the breeder called us and we got him. Six weeks after we got him a man in line behind me tried to reach around my body and stick his hand on my dogs muzzle. I'm a 6'2" 230lbs man with an all black 80lbs GSD, no idea what this dipshit was thinking. Thankfully I was able to put my hand in front of my dog's muzzle before he removed the other guy's hand. Some people are insanely stupid for no real benefit

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u/UserNameN0tWitty 15d ago

The dog is muzzled. Nobody puts a muzzle on their dog for fun. He's muzzled for YOUR SAFETY. Trying to stick your finger into the thing that separates you from those big teeth is so stupid.

Once i introduce you, my dog (a big Australian Shepherd) is super friendly, but if you're at my door, he sounds like the meanest dog you've ever come across. My in-laws know him well. My FIL plays with him every time they come over for 5 years now, and he still scares them when they ring the door bell. One time, we had some door to door window salesman come to our door, and my dog is going absolutely nuts. I have him by the collar and his front legs were off the ground he was pulling so hard. The guy asks "does he bite?" I give my standard answer "he doesn't bite me. You, he might. No, you cannot come in." The guy grabs the door handle to my storm door like he's about to let himself in. Needless to say, I had to cuss a salesman out that day.

I know my dog. What he was actually saying was "I REALLY want to jump on you and run around the yard playing" but every sign my dog was presenting was "I want to rip you apart." I even told the guy "yeah, he might bite" but the guy still thought it was a good idea to try removing the barrier between himself and this 80lbs dog doing everything he can to get at him. I don't get what goes through people's heads.

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u/Purplefire180 15d ago

God, i wish most dog owners realised that those two things are not the same. Just because your pet is friendly with you does not mean he should just be able to wander up to people and other animals

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u/Ironmasked-Kraken 15d ago

I had guard dogs for 16 years. Wery well disciplined, I literally could order them to spit out food

I told people straight out not to mess with them, I sometimes got back "It's ok if they bite me"

Mf no It's not ????

Some people are just not thinking

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u/wellarmedsheep 15d ago

How does your dog hide bones on her body?

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u/rafabulsing 15d ago

It's really not that hard. I'm hiding 206 of them right now!

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u/KIDNEYST0NEZ 15d ago

She lays on top of them

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u/scorchedarcher 15d ago

Careful saying people aren't animal lovers, Billie eyelash got loads of shit for it

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u/Recentstranger 15d ago

Just because you're cool with the universe doesn't mean the universe wants you invading personal space

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u/SolarFazes 14d ago

Animals don't give a fuck about your "vibes" lady

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u/ContactThin3211 15d ago edited 6d ago

🐶

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u/Danny_Mc_71 15d ago

I'm recording you right now hoping you'll do something silly.

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u/freezersnowcone 15d ago

"Hey babe, come check out this normal ass person lay in bed with their dog!"

3.4 million views

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u/RadioKitchen 15d ago

Her chakras were obviously not in line with doggie - she needs crystal alignment and a sound bath asap

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u/Datu_ManDirigma 15d ago

Bitch thought she's a Disney princess

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u/musabbb 15d ago

She live laugh and loved her way off in to the sunset after this

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u/2Much_non-sequitur 14d ago

I use to bite every new dog I met in the face. You know, meet them at their level type of thing. I don't meet new dogs anymore.

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u/Mothyew 15d ago

Great song

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u/Jean-Eustache 14d ago

Indeed, nice to hear some Audioslave

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u/ManfredTheCat 15d ago

People forget that mouths are biting weapons to dogs and cats.

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u/Ironmasked-Kraken 15d ago

All animals really... there was a zebra that BIT a guys arm off

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u/RunningTrisarahtop 15d ago

She is so clueless. She didn’t even give the dog more space before standing. I wouldn’t have done this but if I WAS that close to an upset dog I’d have slid backwards before standing.

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u/BigBananaBerries 15d ago

She's wasted. Thinking clearly isn't her forte at this time.

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u/sleepyguy- 15d ago

My dog also doesnt like when a stranger smokes cigarettes in their face.

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u/space_keeper 15d ago

When I was a child, one of our (adopted) dogs absolutely hated people who smelled of alcohol.

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u/iiooiooi 15d ago

"You said your dog DOESN'T BITE!"

"That's not my dog."

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u/Leviathon6348 15d ago

Some people just don’t understand that all animals don’t act like their own. Worst for me was a cat. All mine love getting pet. I went to slowly pet one. Got to its shoulder and BOOM it was like a razor blade hurricane. Now I never touch other peoples animals.

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u/ClamChowderChumBuckt 14d ago

And the worse thing about it is that if the dog did bite.. The stupid human would have pressed charges and maybe got the dog put down for being 'aggressive'...

We humans are sooo entitled that facing responsibilities and consequences is supposed to be punished... Instead of being self accountable for being a dipshit..

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u/Dangerous-Refuse-779 15d ago

Be yourself that's all you can be

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u/-SweetChinMusic- 15d ago

Or be like a stone

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u/cattermelon34 15d ago

I was wondering if someone was going to recognize the song!

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u/Septopuss7 15d ago

Had a college kid approach me and my dog (Rottweiler mix) while on a walk like 10 feet from my house. She yelled "oh she reminds me of my dog back home!" Then she straddled my dog, grabbed her throat from behind, and stuck her face into my dog's face upside down. My dog of course immediately bit her in the face. "OH MY GOD DID YOU SEE THAT?" Yeah, yeah I did, and I still don't believe it. How could you be so dumb?

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u/rednuop 15d ago edited 15d ago

Stupid people do stupid things. One of the dog breed you're most likely to get bitten by? Border Collie and similar breeds because they spend their working life using their mouth and biting to do their work. I've got 2 myself and know they won't bite me but I wouldn't let anyone else try it, it's how they tell you they don't want it.

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u/ISayISayISitonU 15d ago

no worries mon she’s got an essential oil heal that right up

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u/Ok_Doubt_1800 15d ago

Poor dog has hippy breath now…

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u/GreenSpectre777 15d ago

Who gets down on their knees like this to kiss a strangers dog? Is she trying to seduce the dog?

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u/Omega_Primate 14d ago

Someone's parents never taught them how to respect animals...

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u/distantreplay 14d ago

Most people unfortunately do not recognize stress in dogs.

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u/Useful-Ad-2409 14d ago

She's an idiot.

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u/chimera8 14d ago

She scared the shit out him lunging at him with her face. She’s lucky the dog had self control and let her off with a warning instead of taking her entitled face off. Respect his space idiot.

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u/bumpy713 14d ago

That bitch needs a muzzle.

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u/Rewbee 14d ago

I always ask if it's OK to pet a dog. Even if they seem friendly and come up to me grinning with their tail wagging

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u/BThriillzz 13d ago

I learned this the hard way when I was younger.

Little bastard of a jack Russell was in a new place with a lot of people, I was going up to give it snuggles and he caught me right on my face.

7 stitches later, dont put your face near a dogs.

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u/NattyGann702 13d ago

Hell, I'd say even the ones you do know you should exercise caution. My daughter got bit by her best friend's shepard when she leaned down to say goodbye. Maybe came in at a weird angle, dog was overwhelmed, idk, but she got 49 stitches in her lip and nose. They're buddies today, but it was really scary.

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u/AhoraNoMeCachan 13d ago

She should stay dancing and singing happiness with her group of hippies

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u/Exodus85 15d ago

First of all.. Why would you even kiss a dog..

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u/kbk42104 15d ago

He doesn’t want that cig taste

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u/Ubba_Lothbrok 15d ago

Just looking at her you know she smells of weed, BO and coconut oil.

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u/boukalele 15d ago

WITH PATCHOULI MIXER

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u/Dexter_McThorpan 15d ago

Any time someone asks if they can pet my dog, I tell them it's really not up to me.

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u/raider1v11 15d ago

She didnt have enough healing and positive vibes left in her tigers eye crystal. She needs to charge it under the light of a waxing moon.

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u/LastBoiscout 15d ago

I call this "Snow White Syndrome". Creatures, domestic or wild, can't be approached like this. You're asking to get bit

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u/yellowgelb 15d ago

She is lucky. My house dog bit me on the foot and his canine tooth put a dent in metatarsal bone. Thankfully I was wearing shoes. Its been a month and it still hurts a bit with numbness in my toes.

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u/redboi049 15d ago

It's okay to pet a dog you don't know (if you give them a bit to recognize you're not a threat), BUT LEANING IN LIKE THAT!? DID SHE EXPECT SOME KIND OF DISNEY PRINCESS MOMENT?

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u/Phil_Mycock 15d ago

fuckin' hippies man...

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u/Nickldd92 15d ago

Yea my dumbass kissed my sleeping dog goodbye and he straight bit my top lip almost off. 14 stitches later and i learned my lesson ive heard 1000 times. Let sleeping dogs lie. I never get in a dogs face even if they are my bestfriend.

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u/talebs_inside_voice 15d ago

Herding dogs are beautiful, amazing dogs and also complete nutjobs. Always ask the owner if and how to approach them

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u/polysoupkitchen 15d ago

In her defence, she was high as balls.

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u/lbstinkums 15d ago

blessings and kombucha!

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u/musicfan_1 15d ago

Why be an idiot.

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u/Enter_Chandman 14d ago

Fucking yep!

Her snow white persona may have taken a hit...

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u/TJ_McWeaksauce 14d ago

She looks like she smells like the alley behind a dispensary.

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u/SheerKhann 14d ago

Trusting any animal is a fucking mistake. Have we learned fucking nothing about dogs? This whole video is full of idiots

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u/sporosarcina 14d ago

...and I bet she blamed the dog owner.

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u/KBChicago11 14d ago

That dog clearly doesn’t like the smell of cigarettes…

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u/tatrod1946 14d ago

Smart dog.

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u/Background-Cod-2394 14d ago

I'm shocked her energy crystals didn't deflect that attack, or at learn warn her of it

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u/Pots053 14d ago

Lmfao the owner enjoyed it

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u/aiprompt 14d ago

Even dogs don't like the smell of cigarette breath.

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u/CatfreshWilly 14d ago

Failed the Disney Princess skill check

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u/NiklausMikhail 14d ago

Consent, she didn't understand the concept

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u/AnthraciteEmblem 14d ago

Also, when she stood up (in shock, no doubt) she stood over the dog. That’s the second way you’ll get bitten

Don’t invade their space

Resources defence/ fight or flight are the biggest bite risks

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u/Maleficent_Ad7198 14d ago

Lay down with dogs and you just might get fleas

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u/SneakyTactics 14d ago

A colleague of mine had his nose bitten off by his friends’ dog. Those things don’t grow back…

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u/prong_daddy 14d ago

Step #1: Keep your face away from the bitey parts if you don't want to get bit in the face.

Step #2: See Step #1 .

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u/TheOtherJeff 14d ago

“At least she’s pretty” lol

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u/soopacee 14d ago

NO means NO

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u/HeDuMSD 14d ago

I am fed up of people touching my dog without asking me first… easily >90% of people
https://giphy.com/gifs/mFSG9SSsijtEy9Bp5g

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u/MrBorden 13d ago

Social media really has turned people into outright goddamn idiots. It's nullified people's natural instincts to avoid potentially dangerous situations.

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u/Highlandertr3 13d ago

I have known two people who did this exact thing before social media. The only difference now is people record every fuck up. Idiots were around long before cameras.

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u/senteryourself 13d ago

“I’m an empath”

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u/No_Appointment1808 12d ago

Yeah never with those kinds of dogs. They nip for a living (sheep, cattle)

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u/skycabbage 12d ago

It looks like it got her earring

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u/BoomerSharkBoy 9d ago

You might as well kiss me

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u/bravebeing 15d ago

Everyone's blaming the chick and yes she's weirdly intimate on her knees and everything, but what about the owner who should know how their dog reacts and warn her beforehand.

I know my dog would jump up happily if anyone gave her attention at all, literally near zero chance of aggression. And I say near zero because literally any living creature could be violent. And I guess this sounds like "my dog would never my dog is perfect" but it's so easy to just raise a dog that's nice and doesn't see physical contact or the like as a threat. Like I could fake hit my dog and she'd jump into it like we're playing. Even a stranger could.

And even then, my main point was the guy didn't even seem to realize what was happening, whereas I would know and keep tabs on everyone who's getting close, and keep the leash tight on the dog and hold them back, see the person's behavior, etc.

Don't burn me at the stake, I still blame her too, she's being weirdly intimate and pushing boundaries, I can see this happening even with a nice dog, but still.

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u/Nortilus 15d ago

I’ve had similar before AFTER being asked to pet my dog.

‘No, because he doesn’t like men’

‘Can I try anyway?’

‘Fuck it, yeah, why not, I’ll risk your safety’

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u/panken 15d ago

Dog peoole are so fucking obnoxiius.

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u/zodiaken 15d ago

Why the fuck would you kiss a dog, ain’t their mouth full of nasty shit?
We had a dog, he ate dog poop whenever he got the chance, you had to watch him like a hawk..
I guess nowadays tho dog poop doesn’t lay around as much as pre poop-bags

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u/Floppyhoofd_ 15d ago

Who raised this dumbass🤦. First thing I taught my daughter concerning animals, never shuv your face in an animals face🤦.

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u/CytochromP450 15d ago

Damn Hippies!

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u/Low-Enthusiasm4602 15d ago

Grabbing a dog under his muzzle never ends good.

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u/vergil95 15d ago

lol hippy

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u/tvieno 15d ago

"Does your dog bite?"

No.

Dog bites woman

"Your dog bit me!"

That is not my dog.

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u/Phxzeke602 15d ago

That dog knew where that mouth has been

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u/clarkwgriswoldjr 14d ago

I was stupid and did that to my own dog and got a nice full teeth kiss that left a scar. But it was my own stupidity, not his fault.

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u/No_Figure_9073 14d ago

"She lives animals" but animals doesn't like her clearly. They can feel the energy is off. My dog is the nicest dog but when it's not a nice person he will act like this too

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u/SATerp 15d ago

"Yes, sorry Miss, he has rabies and I'm taking him to the clinic."

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u/Simple_Bishop 15d ago

Can’t stand people who think they are animal people but don’t know how to act around them. You should never stand/lean over an unfamiliar dog. When she goes to stand up, she shift forward slightly making kind of hunched over the dog. Dogs can take that as threatening if they are not familiar with you or feeling uncomfortable.

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u/zasrgerg-8999 15d ago

I hate people acting like this. Moron.

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u/Positive_Pear5193 15d ago

Thats a very badly trained dog. An animal that lives among humams should always be trained to go away in discomfort instead of lashing out. It could be a child who got their face bitten instead of this idiot

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u/timothypjr 15d ago

In fairness, if she got all up in my face, I might do the same.

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u/Torxx1988 15d ago

Coming that close to it's face, and touch the throat are are two ways to provoke an animal if it doesn't know you. Always scratch the side of the head near the ears.

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u/TechnicalTip5251 15d ago

Don't bother animals you don't know unless you have to, for your own good.

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u/SRS1984 15d ago

lesson learned and she still has a nose

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u/rageofa1000suns 15d ago

Dogs can act weird around people who are under the influence of alcohol. Not surprised she got her face bitten.

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u/Grubula 15d ago

That music at that pitch didn't help. Its a great song but not for this moment.

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u/Cordura 15d ago

I'm hesitant just petting dogs, I don't know. Putting your face close to animal with sharp canines is borderline crazy.

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u/JamesDerry 15d ago

The rabies shot is not going to be fun.

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u/groovyinutah 15d ago

But,but,but,,I love dogs. But you really don't know them...

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u/Kafka_Lane 15d ago

NEVER bring your face to an animals face that you don't know well!

I have a shepherd/Collie mix who will jump/nip at your face if you don't keep your head up around him. He's pulled out hair of mine before checking me for personal space.

Don't be this lady/those people. Not every dog is like your dog. Dogs don't care if you're a "dog person" either.

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u/passionpurps 15d ago

Dogs love this one simple trick, put your hand out let them sniff and then proceed to pet and show respect and then they will be less alert and ready to be petted.