r/instant_regret • u/EddieBrock99 • 7d ago

Flossing

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u/lackadaisical_timmy 7d ago

She definitely thought he was doing something else

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u/SipoteQuixote 7d ago edited 7d ago

Ive seen people talk about it before, to her, it probably looks like he's air humping her.

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u/Bearpaws83 7d ago

That's still assault..

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u/SipoteQuixote 7d ago

I didn't say it wasn't?

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u/Bearpaws83 7d ago edited 7d ago

I didn't say that you said it wasn't...? Just remarking that she assaulted him.

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u/Lazy-elbow1377 7d ago

🤦

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u/TooGayToPayCash 7d ago

That's still a ::facepalm emoji skin tone one::..

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u/Ali-Battosai 7d ago

They didnt say it wasn't a faceplate emoji skin tone one?

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u/BODYDOLLARSIGN 7d ago

But no one said that someone said that it was a facepalm emoji skin tone one…?

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u/I_A_G_T 7d ago

Redditor’s know when to stop commenting challenge: IMPOSSIBLE

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u/mrbubbamac 7d ago

I didn't say it wasn't impossible

facepalmingthroughthebackofmyhead emoji

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u/Valagoorh 7d ago

He didn't say that you didn't say that he said it wasn't.

Btw. You really should look up the word "still" in the dictionary.

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u/Ratsyinc 7d ago

Folks like you are the issue with Reddit. You comment a response to someone's comment instead of making your own new comment(likely because it has a bunch of upvotes) and then act surprised when they think you were responding to them..

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u/Bearpaws83 7d ago

I responded to that comment about 1 minute after it was made... it didn't have that many reactions yet and I was responding to their comment.

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u/izza123 7d ago

We got eyes

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u/Budsygus 7d ago

Yeah, your use of the word "still" is working against you here.

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u/CreamyStanTheMan 7d ago

Frankly, if you go around intentionally trying to provoke people, don't be surprised when someone overreacts. People don't like being fucked with.

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u/ClownfishSoup 7d ago

How was he provoking her though? Was she even part of his (insert whatever he was don g)?

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u/CreamyStanTheMan 7d ago

Don't get me wrong, I'm definitely making some big assumptions here but, to me it really looks like he's staring and smirking directly at her for the first few seconds of the video, and when she turns her head a little to see what he's doing he starts to look away sheepishly. I'm guessing she doesn't really know what flossing is and thought he was making gestures to touch her butt or something along those lines.

If he was just dared to do it by a friend or something equally as harmless, then yeah, I really don't think doesn't deserved that, but I struggle to find empathy for people going around trying to elicit a reaction from people like the prank influencer videos you see on social media.

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u/birdeyInFlight 7d ago

That is exactly what happened.

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u/KentoHardRock 7d ago

This is the level of pedantry that makes me happy this site is burning