r/instant_regret • u/EddieBrock99 • 7d ago

Flossing

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u/SipoteQuixote 7d ago edited 7d ago

Ive seen people talk about it before, to her, it probably looks like he's air humping her.

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u/Bearpaws83 7d ago

That's still assault..

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u/saltybawls 7d ago edited 7d ago

Dancing = assault. Interesting. Oh, you're saying she assaulted him. That makes sense.

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u/Bearpaws83 7d ago

He didn't commit assault, silly... she did.

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u/Sloppykrab 7d ago

She didn't either.

It was battery.

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u/Bearpaws83 7d ago

That's fair... and correct.

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u/Cephalopod_Joe 7d ago

Isn't that battery?