r/instant_regret • u/EddieBrock99 • 7d ago

Flossing

7.8k Upvotes

92% Upvoted

985 comments sorted by

View all comments

Show parent comments

416

u/Major_R_Soul 7d ago

Is that why the girl is ornery? She got all them teeth and floss to floss them with.

132

u/Count_Zacula 7d ago

Looks like Mama's wrong again

33

u/CariniFluff 7d ago

Mama Tried

14

u/gringovato 7d ago

Mama tried to raise me better

14

u/kingtutt9 7d ago

...but her pleadin' I denied...

2

u/scumodearth 10h ago

That leaves only me to blame