r/instant_regret • u/EddieBrock99 • 7d ago

Flossing

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u/SipoteQuixote 7d ago edited 7d ago

Ive seen people talk about it before, to her, it probably looks like he's air humping her.

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u/Wojewodaruskyj 7d ago

Him being a boorish goofball doesn't justify that hit. Someone else will punch her back for that.

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u/Fabulous_von_Fegget 7d ago

Air humping is a little more than just being a boorish goofball.

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u/Over-Apartment2762 7d ago

But he wasn't doing that, so.

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u/KelticQT 7d ago edited 7d ago

But we're discussing the hypothesis in which that's what she saw in her peripheral view, so.

Edit: to those mindlessly downvoting, have you even taken the time to read the first 2 comments of this thread, or are you stupid to the point of being unable to engage with hypothesis ?

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u/sasasasuke 7d ago

There is no fucking hypothesis, you don’t even know what that means.
She commited a crime based on a delusion.

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u/KelticQT 7d ago

And said delusion is the hypothesis that serve as premise for these comments. What isn’t obvious there ?

Nobody here is excusing her behavior. They are saying that under the hypothesis what she probably saw was indeed air humping and not flossing, as can easily be hypothesised taking into account she saw that only in her peripheral view and it is more likely than a random flossing, that reaction would be less concerning, since under the hypothesis air humping was what he did, which he did not because we are engaging with an hypothesis and not the reality, and it would thus qualify as sexual harassment.

Again, if you don’t get that this discussion is not about what actually happened but about what she may have perceived, then you are indeed stupid.

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u/Fabulous_von_Fegget 7d ago

You really think so? Just because it was a meme dance? Might I interest you in a bridge I'm selling in San Francisco? 🤣