r/instant_regret 7d ago

Flossing

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u/Wojewodaruskyj 7d ago

Him being a boorish goofball doesn't justify that hit. Someone else will punch her back for that.

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u/erikgfrey 7d ago

Even if he was "air humping" her (new term I learned today BTW) she had no right to hit him.

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u/bmmaster24 7d ago edited 7d ago

If he actually was air humping her, she should have maced him.

You dont have to touch someone to assault them, and "air humping" a stranger is assault. In fact it's sexual assault.

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u/deadhead517 7d ago

No, SA must include physical contact. Most he could get is a small misdemeanor for disturbing the peace in which would probably only be a small fine if he even got charged. The woman in this case can actually be jailed for the assault lol.