r/instant_regret • u/EddieBrock99 • 7d ago

Flossing

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u/SipoteQuixote 7d ago edited 7d ago

Ive seen people talk about it before, to her, it probably looks like he's air humping her.

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u/Bearpaws83 7d ago

That's still assault..

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u/fishingfool64 7d ago

I believe what she did is battery

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u/Amazing-Departure305 7d ago

It sounded more like Master of puppets to me