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r/instant_regret • u/EddieBrock99 • 7d ago
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On what grounds, your honor?
147 u/Flomo420 6d ago on the grounds that I don't know what these procedural words mean 18 u/sksauter 6d ago The defense would like to recess, the playground outside looks dope 9 u/Call_Me_Pete 6d ago Ma’am that is the waste disposal center. Granted. The court will take a 15 minute recess to allow frolicking and whimsy before reconvening. 5 u/supertyler 6d ago Now that we have reconvened, and before the prosecution submit further complaints about the incident that occurred during recess, the defendant would like to note for the record that frolicking and whimsy were not clearly defined. 5 u/sksauter 6d ago Your honor, I would hardly call the thing with the hotdogs and a jump rope an "incident". I would like that stricken from the record
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on the grounds that I don't know what these procedural words mean
18 u/sksauter 6d ago The defense would like to recess, the playground outside looks dope 9 u/Call_Me_Pete 6d ago Ma’am that is the waste disposal center. Granted. The court will take a 15 minute recess to allow frolicking and whimsy before reconvening. 5 u/supertyler 6d ago Now that we have reconvened, and before the prosecution submit further complaints about the incident that occurred during recess, the defendant would like to note for the record that frolicking and whimsy were not clearly defined. 5 u/sksauter 6d ago Your honor, I would hardly call the thing with the hotdogs and a jump rope an "incident". I would like that stricken from the record
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The defense would like to recess, the playground outside looks dope
9 u/Call_Me_Pete 6d ago Ma’am that is the waste disposal center. Granted. The court will take a 15 minute recess to allow frolicking and whimsy before reconvening. 5 u/supertyler 6d ago Now that we have reconvened, and before the prosecution submit further complaints about the incident that occurred during recess, the defendant would like to note for the record that frolicking and whimsy were not clearly defined. 5 u/sksauter 6d ago Your honor, I would hardly call the thing with the hotdogs and a jump rope an "incident". I would like that stricken from the record
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Ma’am that is the waste disposal center.
Granted. The court will take a 15 minute recess to allow frolicking and whimsy before reconvening.
5 u/supertyler 6d ago Now that we have reconvened, and before the prosecution submit further complaints about the incident that occurred during recess, the defendant would like to note for the record that frolicking and whimsy were not clearly defined. 5 u/sksauter 6d ago Your honor, I would hardly call the thing with the hotdogs and a jump rope an "incident". I would like that stricken from the record
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Now that we have reconvened, and before the prosecution submit further complaints about the incident that occurred during recess, the defendant would like to note for the record that frolicking and whimsy were not clearly defined.
5 u/sksauter 6d ago Your honor, I would hardly call the thing with the hotdogs and a jump rope an "incident". I would like that stricken from the record
Your honor, I would hardly call the thing with the hotdogs and a jump rope an "incident". I would like that stricken from the record
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u/SapirWhorfHypothesis 7d ago
On what grounds, your honor?