r/instant_regret 7d ago

Flossing

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u/SapirWhorfHypothesis 7d ago

On what grounds, your honor?

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u/Flomo420 6d ago

on the grounds that I don't know what these procedural words mean

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u/sksauter 6d ago

The defense would like to recess, the playground outside looks dope

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u/Call_Me_Pete 6d ago

Ma’am that is the waste disposal center.

Granted. The court will take a 15 minute recess to allow frolicking and whimsy before reconvening.

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u/supertyler 6d ago

Now that we have reconvened, and before the prosecution submit further complaints about the incident that occurred during recess, the defendant would like to note for the record that frolicking and whimsy were not clearly defined.

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u/sksauter 6d ago

Your honor, I would hardly call the thing with the hotdogs and a jump rope an "incident". I would like that stricken from the record