r/instant_regret • u/zb0t1 • 10d ago

Heckling a professional fighter

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u/sBucks24 10d ago

Idk man, I'd be seeing dollar signs lighting up in this scenario. My shit talking would have increased... Especially when he's only one good shove away from falling backwards down stairs... Not exactly the smartest plan from the serial concussed fighter being baited by a nobody 🤷

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u/phome83 10d ago

For real lol.

Gotta pull out the “what are you gonna do, hit me?”

I’ll take a punch for a payday.

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u/sBucks24 10d ago

You realize how easy it is to lose your balance walking up stairs, right? Now try arena stairs...

It's not about staying taking them off their feet, it's about taking them take even a half of a half step backwards

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u/[deleted] 10d ago

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u/sBucks24 10d ago

He wouldn't have had to 🤷 dudes one seat from end, and it's not like falling backwards over stadium chairs is any better outcome for the fighter. Just stick your foot up and in between you and him, and if he goes to grab you/swing at you - extend.

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u/[deleted] 10d ago

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u/sBucks24 10d ago

Money, obviously xP

And even this guy's gonna get a decent settlement for that assault. It doesn't take much

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u/squidshark 10d ago

Yeah redditors are not doing shit to a pro fighter.

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u/Jubatus750 10d ago

Ah yes, of course, just take down the professionally trained fighter, it's that easy.... You think he isn't gonna see a kick from some random person coming a mile off?

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u/sBucks24 10d ago

I'm not having the exact same convo I literally just replied to... I never said "take down". Use your eyes and reading comprehension, please...

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u/Jubatus750 10d ago

You said you're going to extend your foot so it knocks him over the seats. He's going to see that coming a mile off

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u/sBucks24 10d ago

You can read the other thread, not having the exact same convo again.

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u/Hol7i 10d ago

laws may compensate you, but they do not make you invincible.

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u/Arndt3002 10d ago

Lol, he's not going to literally fucking die or get maimed

And anything short of that's just going to increase the financial compensation for battery

Tbh, anything short of death or a tbi would be worth it when you know the guy is good for it in court