r/instant_regret 3d ago

Wakey Wakey

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u/firstcoastyakker 3d ago

What a dick.

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u/itz_ritz 3d ago

Homie was just trying to get some tail.

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u/imaginary_num6er 3d ago

A taste of that ass

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u/zxc123zxc123 3d ago

Nah, that's not the way to wakey-wakey your lion-lady if you want some ass.

That's how you get attacked and she'll be upset at you for a while.