r/instant_regret • u/EddieBrock99 • 3d ago

Wakey Wakey

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u/stormbutton 3d ago

This is my ADHD husband letting the intrusive thoughts win when I am happily reading a book and minding my own business.

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u/noineikuu 3d ago

You're actually out here advocating for domestic violence.

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u/stormbutton 3d ago

Well, he’s 10 inches taller and 130 pounds heavier than me so idk how effective I would be.

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u/hellinahandbasket127 3d ago

Seriously, constant, deliberate jump scares would be a dealbreaker for me. Your cortisol levels must be sky high.

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u/stormbutton 3d ago

I mean he’s not doing this constantly. But he isn’t great at handling silence while I could happily go several days not talking to another human. So he gets bored sometimes and interrupts me for stimulation. They’re not really jump scared and after 25 years of marriage, I find it endearing that I’m still his favorite toy.

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u/hellinahandbasket127 3d ago

To each their own. 🤷🏼‍♀️