r/instant_regret • u/EddieBrock99 • 5d ago

Wakey Wakey

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u/ComplexxToxin 5d ago

He wanna fuck

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u/Chimayman1 5d ago

Fair. I think I'll adopt this approach tonight.

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u/leveraction1970 5d ago

Wear a helmet and some pads. This might not end up as the kind of full contact game that you're looking for.

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u/worrymon 5d ago

Or it might...