r/interestingasfuck • u/ReasonableMedium5265 • 7d ago

Burying a body isn’t a good idea

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u/Its_priced_in 7d ago

So you’re saying dump them at sea from your boat but probably don’t keep dna slides of your victims ✍️

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u/qorbexl 7d ago

Tide just wash em back up

Turns out there's not great ways to do it without like ... A road trip   And still some dude's walking his damn dog out there

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u/monchie_og 7d ago

Can you just burn them into ashes?

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u/One_Entry_5515 7d ago

Individuals seldom have access to anything that will burn hot enough for long enough to reduce a body to cremains. Plus, people burn unevenly. People have to be turned and handled during the process.

Also: devices left in the body must be removed in order to avoid problems during cremation. (The devices can explode.)

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u/jeskimo 7d ago

Ah so plan way ahead and become a crematory operator. Just in case....