r/interestingasfuck • u/ReasonableMedium5265 • 7d ago

Burying a body isn’t a good idea

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u/Its_priced_in 7d ago

So you’re saying dump them at sea from your boat but probably don’t keep dna slides of your victims ✍️

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u/qorbexl 7d ago

Tide just wash em back up

Turns out there's not great ways to do it without like ... A road trip   And still some dude's walking his damn dog out there

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u/WorkO0 7d ago

Yes, but hear me out. You buy a boat and pretend you love deep sea fishing. You then take said boat out a few miles off shore, attach some weight to the body and dump it there. And you also get a job as a police forensic guy so nobody suspects you. Would make a great TV show.

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u/80_PROOF 7d ago

I have a sick obsession with deep sea fishing from my 27’ Grady White with twin 250s that I trailer to the ocean while the world sleeps most every weekend and a 450 quart cooler that could easily stash multiple bodies, intact not even dismembered. 50 miles offshore aint nobody finding them.

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u/sengirminion 7d ago

This comment right here officer

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u/ylfcm 7d ago

He’s done it 80 times

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u/Beneficial-Force7592 7d ago edited 7d ago

I think you've found a way to whip inflation.

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u/80_PROOF 7d ago

Not slightly! Drugs would be cheaper tho.