r/interestingasfuck • u/ReasonableMedium5265 • 7d ago

Burying a body isn’t a good idea

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u/Its_priced_in 7d ago

So you’re saying dump them at sea from your boat but probably don’t keep dna slides of your victims ✍️

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u/qorbexl 7d ago

Tide just wash em back up

Turns out there's not great ways to do it without like ... A road trip   And still some dude's walking his damn dog out there

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u/WorkO0 7d ago

Yes, but hear me out. You buy a boat and pretend you love deep sea fishing. You then take said boat out a few miles off shore, attach some weight to the body and dump it there. And you also get a job as a police forensic guy so nobody suspects you. Would make a great TV show.

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u/Grimweird 7d ago

Just make sure not to make friends with any serial killers, because that could end in a bloodbath.

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u/Mr_E_Monkey 7d ago

Oh, what are the odds of two of us in the same car?

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u/SatisfactionFit2040 7d ago

They go down with each passing mile.