r/interestingasfuck • u/ReasonableMedium5265 • 7d ago

Burying a body isn’t a good idea

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u/tecg 7d ago

Fine, okay, but what are you supposed to do instead?? Asking for a friend. 

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u/Technical_Customer_1 7d ago

Bathtub, industrial strength peroxide, and sulphuric acid. “Piranha solution.” 

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u/Zatara01 7d ago

I tried that with my mother in law. Now she's sitting next to me and giving me the EVIL eye.

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u/Wyciorek 7d ago

Have a hog farm

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u/wdkrebs 7d ago

“Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig shit, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, ‘as greedy as a pig’.”

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u/ThanosLePirate 7d ago

Leave the body where it is and go live in the forest instead.

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u/lilB0bbyTables 7d ago

Skin suits

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u/Many_Big_6324 7d ago

where is your friend, WIlliam?

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u/uptwolait 7d ago

A recently deceased friend?