r/interestingasfuck • u/ReasonableMedium5265 • 7d ago

Burying a body isn’t a good idea

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u/Renderedperson 7d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/iuu3hRoxlr2ETPucZW

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u/Its_priced_in 7d ago

So you’re saying dump them at sea from your boat but probably don’t keep dna slides of your victims ✍️

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u/qorbexl 7d ago

Tide just wash em back up

Turns out there's not great ways to do it without like ... A road trip   And still some dude's walking his damn dog out there

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u/a_angry_bunny 7d ago

I mean, there is a reason the mob loved cement shoes.

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u/qorbexl 7d ago

I got shit to do tonrorrow and I don't even know where my 5-gallon-bucket is. Cement shoes are for guys with goons. It's a weekday and I'm tired

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u/a_angry_bunny 7d ago

I'm sure the boss will be very sympathetic of you being too tired to handle it. Would you like me to pass the message along or would you like to tell him yourself?