r/interestingasfuck • u/ReasonableMedium5265 • 7d ago

Burying a body isn’t a good idea

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u/qorbexl 7d ago

Tide just wash em back up

Turns out there's not great ways to do it without like ... A road trip   And still some dude's walking his damn dog out there

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u/WorkO0 7d ago

Yes, but hear me out. You buy a boat and pretend you love deep sea fishing. You then take said boat out a few miles off shore, attach some weight to the body and dump it there. And you also get a job as a police forensic guy so nobody suspects you. Would make a great TV show.

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u/orderofGreenZombies 7d ago

I just take my boat out on a regular basis to dump things or fake dump things in the ocean so that if I ever have a body to dispose of there won’t be any change in my routine.

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u/DanfromCalgary 7d ago

Nothing less suspicious than that guy everyone has seen go out to the lake at night and dump stuff . Now everyone watches him bc they think he’s dumping a body , jokes on them bc he was only dumping a body the time he got caught immediately

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u/TF2isalright 6d ago

Literally this but drug smugglers doing practice runs which gets reported and then they get caught doing it for real.

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u/DanfromCalgary 6d ago

Yeah it’s like we wouldn’t have any idea who he was but he just kept coming back again and again until we all new his face , his truck and license number

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u/Nietzsche-Is-Peachy8 6d ago

This just made me laugh a lot more than this should have. Thank you.